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my predictions on how their day goes:
- sit around doing nothing
- post on the internet
- take a break to have sex
- watch some tv
- rootbeer asks lisa to give up everything and go back to the states with him for the 10th time that day, starting a small feud between the two which is eventually resolved by having sex, posting on the internet some more, then going to bed to wake up and do it all over again
lisa come to the states i know without even having to think about it that itd end up being better than doing the same thing youve been doing
i dont know what part of michigan rooty lives in, but as long as its not in the upper peninsula in the middle of no where, you should be fine
you could probably find a job or even start teaching again right away, since you have an australian accent and that automatically makes everyone act nice to you in america
Applying for free legal aid once the penguin island police respond for the overdue "wellness" check.
yup i get that sweet ass while you dream about itQuote:
Originally Posted by kosmicgurl
lisas abused boyfriend reporting for duty
send help
sherman = sucker grande (fool and his dwindling cash)Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
lisa = just another trick (sherman/john)
quoted for codyQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
sherman txt. wellness check
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Originally Posted by kosmicgurl
The same ass kosmicgurl left standing around bewildered at a hotel, a hotel 2 hours away from her garbage shed.Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
The same ass you spent thousands of dollars for, that diseased gang banged ass, that ass?
A virgin fool and his money, you're a fucking idiot!
literally the funniest post on rubynetQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
idk I'm just saying if the exorcist girl was real and one night with her meant a painful death I don't think anyone here would choose lisa over that even for a millisecond
I've had it and I still dream about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
rose west FUCK OFF FOREVER
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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
When?
Yeah and how much did you have to spend to get that "sweet ass"?Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
You are seriously the dumbest person I've ever run across online
^^^ smelly little man.
are you sure rootbeer is dumber than rose west honestly
rootbeer is like 8 years old and lisa is raping him, he doesn't know what's going on he's simply not old enough to have a real grip on reality
rootbeer thinks he's in love because a girl finally touched his penis. he has no idea how to be with a girl because he hasn't done it before and he's in over his head. he's also terrified of losing her and having to start over again with no vagina, of never being able to meet anyone else. this is perfectly normal and natural the only differtence is most guys go through it with a girl from their 8th grade math class.
right and he's going through it with someone older than his grandmother, who also happens to be a demon sent here to devour the souls of young men
I'm so fucking glad I don't give a fuck about having sex with girls I honestly wouldn't mind being a virgin and single forever and the girl who's in love with me is 19 and skinny as a rail with 30ff boobs and I still fucking hate talking to her so much that I'm ignoring her for like at least two months
ugh though the thought of seeing lisa, phsyically, and mentally, and still wanting to get with that shit... I really hope not every young male on the planet would jump at that because if tha't sthe case I'm killing myself because the world is hopeless
rooty has to have some major skeletons in his closet is all I'm saying
pretty sure for what rooty paid for lisa pussy i coulda had 3 bitches at the bunny ranch for 4-6 hours and scored a 1/4 zip of yay
actually i take that back, bunny ranch would be cheaper, also no diseased pussies which is noice
not all of them, but she's exactly the type of girl a neckbearded virgin in his mid 20's is looking for, one who he knows 100% beyond a shadow of a doubt will touch his penisQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
so much butthurt itt
Give us real reasons you think anyone here is jealous of youQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
oh man you're right ok I got it now, it's hard for me to understand this shit since I'm a neckbearded virgin in my mid 20's but mentally I'm a 80 year old black manQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
well for one, and also, then there'sQuote:
Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
not hardly rooty the butthurt is yours alone after lisa is done raping your wallet and kicks your ass back across the pond to mommaQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
Rooty is worse than plug drugs imo
stevey good job on losing that weight by the way
Did the sick fuck finally extract his ho Mother from around his neck?Quote:
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
http://i.imgur.com/VbJafdh.gif
LMAO hey ross didya know that this dumb bitch was killed by a nigger drunk driver w/o insurance 2 weeks ago?
So glad her dumb ass died, like you will, by nigger hands...
well at least youre not googling your ass off like clarice is right nowQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
http://i39.tinypic.com/23uwj1c.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
what in the fuck