what are lisa and rootbeer even doing with themselves

[Plug Drugs]

my predictions on how their day goes:
- sit around doing nothing
- post on the internet
- take a break to have sex
- watch some tv
- rootbeer asks lisa to give up everything and go back to the states with him for the 10th time that day, starting a small feud between the two which is eventually resolved by having sex, posting on the internet some more, then going to bed to wake up and do it all over again

[Plug Drugs]

lisa come to the states i know without even having to think about it that itd end up being better than doing the same thing youve been doing

i dont know what part of michigan rooty lives in, but as long as its not in the upper peninsula in the middle of no where, you should be fine

[Plug Drugs]

you could probably find a job or even start teaching again right away, since you have an australian accent and that automatically makes everyone act nice to you in america

[UofLCardfan08]

Applying for free legal aid once the penguin island police respond for the overdue "wellness" check.

>sex

yup i get that sweet ass while you dream about it

lisas abused boyfriend reporting for duty

send help

[UofLCardfan08]

yup i paid for that whore's BROWN vagina while you have a real relationship with your loving wife.

sherman = sucker grande (fool and his dwindling cash)
lisa = just another trick (sherman/john)

[UofLCardfan08]

send help

quoted for cody

sherman txt. wellness check

[UofLCardfan08]

>sex

yup i get that sweet ass while you dream about it

The same ass kosmicgurl left standing around bewildered at a hotel, a hotel 2 hours away from her garbage shed.

The same ass you spent thousands of dollars for, that diseased gang banged ass, that ass?


A virgin fool and his money, you're a fucking idiot!

[steveyos]

yup i get that sweet ass while you dream about it

literally the funniest post on rubynet

[steveyos]

idk I'm just saying if the exorcist girl was real and one night with her meant a painful death I don't think anyone here would choose lisa over that even for a millisecond

[rose west]

yup i get that sweet ass while you dream about it

I've had it and I still dream about it.

[Autistic Spectrum]

rose west FUCK OFF FOREVER

[rose west]

rose west FUCK OFF FOREVER

When?

[steveyos YOLO]

yup i get that sweet ass while you dream about it

Yeah and how much did you have to spend to get that "sweet ass"?


You are seriously the dumbest person I've ever run across online

[rose west]

^^^ smelly little man.

[always stevey]

are you sure rootbeer is dumber than rose west honestly

[always stevey]

rootbeer is like 8 years old and lisa is raping him, he doesn't know what's going on he's simply not old enough to have a real grip on reality

[maks]

rootbeer thinks he's in love because a girl finally touched his penis. he has no idea how to be with a girl because he hasn't done it before and he's in over his head. he's also terrified of losing her and having to start over again with no vagina, of never being able to meet anyone else. this is perfectly normal and natural the only differtence is most guys go through it with a girl from their 8th grade math class.

[always stevey]

right and he's going through it with someone older than his grandmother, who also happens to be a demon sent here to devour the souls of young men

[always stevey]

I'm so fucking glad I don't give a fuck about having sex with girls I honestly wouldn't mind being a virgin and single forever and the girl who's in love with me is 19 and skinny as a rail with 30ff boobs and I still fucking hate talking to her so much that I'm ignoring her for like at least two months

[always stevey]

ugh though the thought of seeing lisa, phsyically, and mentally, and still wanting to get with that shit... I really hope not every young male on the planet would jump at that because if tha't sthe case I'm killing myself because the world is hopeless

[always stevey]

rooty has to have some major skeletons in his closet is all I'm saying

[www.whatthefuck.com]

pretty sure for what rooty paid for lisa pussy i coulda had 3 bitches at the bunny ranch for 4-6 hours and scored a 1/4 zip of yay

actually i take that back, bunny ranch would be cheaper, also no diseased pussies which is noice

[maks]

ugh though the thought of seeing lisa, phsyically, and mentally, and still wanting to get with that shit... I really hope not every young male on the planet would jump at that because if tha't sthe case I'm killing myself because the world is hopeless

not all of them, but she's exactly the type of girl a neckbearded virgin in his mid 20's is looking for, one who he knows 100% beyond a shadow of a doubt will touch his penis

so much butthurt itt

[steveyos YOLO]

so much butthurt itt

Give us real reasons you think anyone here is jealous of you

[steveyos]

not all of them, but she's exactly the type of girl a neckbearded virgin in his mid 20's is looking for, one who he knows 100% beyond a shadow of a doubt will touch his penis

oh man you're right ok I got it now, it's hard for me to understand this shit since I'm a neckbearded virgin in my mid 20's but mentally I'm a 80 year old black man

[steveyos]

Give us real reasons you think anyone here is jealous of you

well for one, and also, then there's