you just got your shit together, you've been dating for less than a year, this is an incredibly stupid impulsive decision that is going to ruin your life.
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you just got your shit together, you've been dating for less than a year, this is an incredibly stupid impulsive decision that is going to ruin your life.
bob hughes do drugs all day everyday, yolo
bullshit bob i got married after 2 months of dating and 8 years and 3 breakups and a divorce later we're doing great, gonna get married again in 3 months, same woman.
smoke crack, get high, fcuk it,
bob if a woman says hey i'll buy you a brand new car if you re-marry me, would you do it?
one day at a time my ass, one line of coke off a craiglist hookers tits seems more like it,,,
not sure if snorting up 3rd hand lisa aids is a healthy choiceQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
bob hughes i'd like to learn to play the violin
join a philharmonic,, use the money you make for for drugs,,,
yeah listen to urik Neilson from niggertuck.
Who the fuck cares what guy this homo marries.
All you faggots are sick fucks.
misery loves company, as soon as you get a life you become public enemy number one on hereQuote:
Originally Posted by rose west
don't you ever dare try to compare your virgin pussyquest with bob and his larping gf.Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
You will never get lisa to leave her gig living for free off the government.... NEVER
YOU WILL BE FLYING AND CRYING ALL THE HOME ALONE BY YOURSELF, keep paying rent for an empty apartment or is that another fabrication in your virgin nerd mind?
bob is happy right now I'm trying to convince him not to fuck it up over some stupid paperworkQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
he could do worse he coulda ended up with lisa
I don't get marriage unless you're stupid enough to think god is real I just know get that prenump or whatever it's called
I guess if they get married his elf wife gets +5 to her hp and mana what does he get
valid point, there is nothing wrong with living together before you drag in the paperwork. that $25 marriage license is not renewable, it is a life long contract which requires lots of money, lawyers and etc to undo.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
marriage licenses should be renewable every 2-5 years, people change over time.
will m0nde be invited?
Bob if the both of you want to get married and have children, fine and great.
Kill yourselfQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
it's life script shit, people do it because both TV and grandma tell them they'er supposed toQuote:
Originally Posted by steveyos
Rootbeer with the 5 star postQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
1. He doesn't have much time left since he probably took 25 years off his life alreadyQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
2. He wants to take her off the market permanently before some other larper guy steals her away
3. He's seen how ugly females can get (lisa) and doesn't wanna risk getting stuck with someone like that
4. She holds his dick when he has to piss...
bobhugs come meet up with me, i'll make you never want a woman again~
dessoh, do you go for PAWGs? i was thinking of making a movie with you
The Desolation of PAWGs
step 1, get money,
step 2,, find drug dealer,
step 3, buy drugs,
step 4 do drugs,,
step 5 go to step 1
1. then why waste years in divorce courtQuote:
Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
2. if she's that easy to lure away no ring is going to stop her
3. he's perfectly happy with the woman he has and is under no opbligation to stop seeing her
4. I wish I could find a woman to do that for me...
i have no idea what you're referring to, friend! (:Quote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
Plug made this joke earlier but i'm glad to see its making the rounds, i think its quite funny!Quote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
420 blaze it bob hughes
http://i.imgur.com/R21a00K.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by steveyos
My sister once shared a black guy with me.
It was before she got married to some poncy businessman.
rose wts do you play dota?
lisa and voonigger have played it, now my mission is to get fagchat and you to come to steam
bobhughes is not going to listen anyone like rootbeer does
he's my friend I have to tryQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
rootbeer listens?
Stop talking to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
studies show we only live for like 80 years if youve spent a year with a person thats like 1/80th of your entire life, not really "rushed", can't wait too much longer than that or youll end up like all the white trash that gets engaged and stays engaged for 15 years
but then again, if a girl really loves you i dont think that she'd demand you blow 20 grand to prove to everyone else your love for her. Think about it, that's 20 grand for an hour-long boring ass ceremony most people will forget about in a couple days, requiring months of prep time for that
Weddings are not something you want - they're awful, stressful nightmares
If you think about it, it's like a wedding tries to force a 'meaningful' experience on everyone.. makes them dress up in expensive uncomfortable goofy ass outfits, basically as a respect thing like "hey i put all this effort into wearing this gay ass outfit, just to respect you bro, isnt that cool?"
You want a meaningful experience, go drop acid, Go eat mushrooms and watch fantasia or something; don't blow 20 grand on making everyone you know have to attend "not another one of these fuckin things"