bob hughes please don't get married

[maks]

I don't get marriage unless you're stupid enough to think god is real I just know get that prenump or whatever it's called

it's life script shit, people do it because both TV and grandma tell them they'er supposed to

[steveyos YOLO]

it's life script shit, people do it because both TV and grandma tell them they'er supposed to

1. He doesn't have much time left since he probably took 25 years off his life already
2. He wants to take her off the market permanently before some other larper guy steals her away
3. He's seen how ugly females can get (lisa) and doesn't wanna risk getting stuck with someone like that
4. She holds his dick when he has to piss...

[maks]

1. He doesn't have much time left since he probably took 25 years off his life already
2. He wants to take her off the market permanently before some other larper guy steals her away
3. He's seen how ugly females can get (lisa) and doesn't wanna risk getting stuck with someone like that
4. She holds his dick when he has to piss...

1. then why waste years in divorce court
2. if she's that easy to lure away no ring is going to stop her
3. he's perfectly happy with the woman he has and is under no opbligation to stop seeing her
4. I wish I could find a woman to do that for me...