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its pretty accurateCode:<?php
print "\n\nHow fat is m0nde on a scale of 1-10?";
$input = trim(fgets(STDIN));
//***input***
if($input <= 3)
{
$m0nde = leanonoppositeday;
}
else
{
if($input <=5)
{
$m0nde = fatbadcirculation;
}
else
{
if($input <=8)
{
$m0nde = obeselacksdiscipline;
}
else
{
if($net >9)
{
$m0nde = fatfuckheartattack;
}
}
}
}
//***output***
print "\n\nm0nde is $m0nde..";
print "\n\n";
?>
Finally you learn PHP
whats going on why is this fourm being spammed?
not that im saying its not a terrible shit forum that desrves otherwise
I just typed 9 and nothing happens
how do i make a GUI for php programs?Quote:
Originally Posted by elezzzark
It's too complicated for youQuote:
Originally Posted by fjs wins again
what about using flash in html?
Flash will be discontinued soon!
drunkpuppies will be unemployed then
Quote:
Originally Posted by fjs wins again
Did you fall in love with Laina Walker?
laina walker is scary as fuck
overly attached retard
I pray to god about m0nde will get heart attack soon
or anal cancer
:rofl:
elezzzark really is raged out because someone keeps calling him a retard
he doesn't realize that no one else who he believes hates me, boobz, etc actually thinks about any of this outside the forum
he's the only one who's psychotic enough and enough of a spaz, shut-in retard to take any of this seriously
i really love elezzzark because it's so easy to keep him going
thanks monde for posting in this thread i missed this post
if($net >=9)Quote:
Originally Posted by elezzzark
{
$m0nde = fatfuckheartattack;
the bolded large equal sign is what i was missing i didnt even notice it thanks elz now i wont be embarased by a bad reason when i make millions off this progrma
barry lets collaborate on a browser-based multiplatform threadlong
he just created something to parse a variable and couldn't even get the logic right the first timeQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
i think what you're asking is a little bit beyond him
You don't think he's learned for loops yet?Quote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
give him a few more weeks
i think he's one of those guys who has to try and fail a few hundred times before he gets it right
you have a point, he has been working on this program for like 2 weeks
i cannot believe i even read that code snippet
gotta start somewhere... What's with the 3 embedded 'if/else' loops though does php not have 'case'?Quote:
Originally Posted by jon
of course it does but barry doesn't know how to use it
also that wouldn't be the best way to do it anyway
I don't know what kind of wacky class he's taking then, I've been through a few introductory programming classes and they always cover all the loops at the same time.
identical logic expressed in the shortest possible number of instructions
not sure why barry didn't think 9 was a notable inputCode:function m0nde($input)
{
if ($input < 4) return leanonoppositeday;
if ($input < 6) return fatbadcirculation;
if ($input < 9) return obeselacksdiscipline;
if ($input > 9) return fatfuckheartattack;
return null;
}
$val = m0nde(trim(fgets(STDIN)));
oh wait yes i am
pretty sure he's giong to look at that code jon posted and not understand how it's the same as what he posted
he just learned loops he probably hasn't gotten to functions yet
also his mind is going to be blown when he learns you're allowed to put spaces in a string
the biggest question is why elz and barry are posting on this forum when they vowed to never come back
broken promises...
someone give me a pic of elzarrk so i can photoshop them on some dumb and dumber pics
i am pretty sure they are literally the two dumbest people ive ever met on the internet
ob's way dumber
i took basic logic and program design last semester
dont remember a thing from it i cheated through the entire thing
barry level accomplishment