ok i finally got my m0nde scale program working

[jon]

i cannot believe i even read that code snippet

[maks]

i cannot believe i even read that code snippet

gotta start somewhere... What's with the 3 embedded 'if/else' loops though does php not have 'case'?

[jon]

identical logic expressed in the shortest possible number of instructions

function m0nde($input)
{
  if ($input < 4) return leanonoppositeday;
  if ($input < 6) return fatbadcirculation;
  if ($input < 9) return obeselacksdiscipline;
  if ($input > 9) return fatfuckheartattack;
  return null;
}
$val = m0nde(trim(fgets(STDIN)));

not sure why barry didn't think 9 was a notable input

oh wait yes i am

[timmy]

identical logic expressed in the shortest possible number of instructions

function m0nde($input)
{
  if ($input < 4) return leanonoppositeday;
  if ($input < 6) return fatbadcirculation;
  if ($input < 9) return obeselacksdiscipline;
  if ($input > 9) return fatfuckheartattack;
  return null;
}
$val = m0nde(trim(fgets(STDIN)));

not sure why barry didn't think 9 was a notable input

oh wait yes i am

ive taken two classes in php, cut it out!

ive taken two classes in php, cut it out!

2? really? i was thinking it was like ur first week

or do you mean 2 classes as in 2 class periods not like 2 complete courses? i hope so.

[timmy]

2? really? i was thinking it was like ur first week

or do you mean 2 classes as in 2 class periods not like 2 complete courses? i hope so.

yes i literally hav ehad 2 days camoronar cut it out