I love to cook..........and eat........everything! I'm the ham beastiest :rockout:
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I love to cook..........and eat........everything! I'm the ham beastiest :rockout:
messy counter dirty mirror ham beastiest[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/hyV0K1l.jpg[/IMG]
I'm fat, I'm fat you know it..............when you read it sing it to the tune of Michael Jacksons I'm bad..... I'm bored I'm bored, this forum sucks!:hungry:
Are you real?
this is what I've eaten so far today :cake:
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real fatQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
lol what is that supposed to mean anyway? am I real? Is that picture really me? yes it is, fat ham beastiestQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
I've never wanted to turn straight before so bad
Definetly not real, it's a difamation, everyone can't humillate themselves
White people never write "phat"
when you pop out rootys spawn u will slim down
lol, I don't understand what you think isn't real that pic is def me and for some reason I like to take pics of food I make but obviously I didn't really eat all of this today. I made the thread because everybody is always talking smack and saying how fat and ham beast I amQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
lol thanks for the words of encouragementQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
elz has never talked to a sassy big boned women before he can't belive it
I'd clean that mirror if you know what I mean
uh yeah this white girl does P.H.A.T. pretty hot and temptingQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
this white girl does
Change big boned to fucking fatass pig, I hate excusesQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
just looked through all that food will you adopt me
baby steps elz, baby stepsQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
Lisa does it all the timeQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
as everyone already knows I already have a litter and one on the way sorry stevey no adoptions at this pointQuote:
Originally Posted by steveyos666
I wanna touch or face inappropriately
Ur face needs touched real bad
However she considers it's not an humillation while we really believe it's humillationQuote:
Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
keep my application I'm starving
spent all his food money on keyboard apps for his terga note
I wanna roll around naked on the floor filled with food making sweet love to ur face
awe are you mad because I'm your mindcrafting buddies girlfriend and your not and fat ass pig is not nice I prefer thickQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
thick as fuk
lol, will doQuote:
Originally Posted by steveyos666
sad storyQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
Wanna see you back that ass up
you're breaking my heart dp I thought we were friends........quit making fun of my jelly rolls.......mmmmm jelly and rolls. grrr mama hungry :cake:Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
how did rootbeer fucking ever end up with lisa if he already knew you you're inifnity times better in every way
well I've known sherm for over 15 years but I was with my ex for at least 13 of those years and to be honest I don't think he really even knew we got divorced until shortly before he started trying to holler at me and after I split up with my ex I had so many guys trying to have a chance with me I pretty much just stayed home and kept to myself besides school events, sports and grocery shopping. I did occasionally go out with some of my good friends but Sherman and I never really seen each other around that time. Also he was pursuing Lisa so he probably never really even thought about me.Quote:
Originally Posted by steveyos666
Were your sherman's babysitter at one time?
oh god post your tits debbie
i have a dick. it works better than shermans.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dick Whisperer
lol, he wishesQuote:
Originally Posted by Jihad Josh