I'm phat because all the food I make is delicious and I can't help but eat it.....................

[Dick Whisperer]

I love to cook..........and eat........everything! I'm the ham beastiest

[Dick Whisperer]

messy counter dirty mirror ham beastiest[IMG][/IMG]

[Dick Whisperer]

I'm fat, I'm fat you know it..............when you read it sing it to the tune of Michael Jacksons I'm bad..... I'm bored I'm bored, this forum sucks!

[juji]

Are you real?

[Dick Whisperer]

this is what I've eaten so far today
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[Dick Whisperer]

Are you real?

real fat

[Dick Whisperer]

Are you real?

lol what is that supposed to mean anyway? am I real? Is that picture really me? yes it is, fat ham beastiest

[steveyos666]

I've never wanted to turn straight before so bad

[juji]

Definetly not real, it's a difamation, everyone can't humillate themselves

[juji]

White people never write "phat"

[Autistic Spectrum]

when you pop out rootys spawn u will slim down

[Dick Whisperer]

Definetly not real, it's a difamation, everyone can't humillate themselves

lol, I don't understand what you think isn't real that pic is def me and for some reason I like to take pics of food I make but obviously I didn't really eat all of this today. I made the thread because everybody is always talking smack and saying how fat and ham beast I am

[Dick Whisperer]

when you pop out rootys spawn u will slim down

lol thanks for the words of encouragement

[Autistic Spectrum]

elz has never talked to a sassy big boned women before he can't belive it

[steveyos666]

I'd clean that mirror if you know what I mean

[Dick Whisperer]

White people never write "phat"

uh yeah this white girl does P.H.A.T. pretty hot and tempting

[steveyos666]

this white girl does

[juji]

elz has never talked to a sassy big boned women before he can't belive it

Change big boned to fucking fatass pig, I hate excuses

[steveyos666]

just looked through all that food will you adopt me

[Dick Whisperer]

elz has never talked to a sassy big boned women before he can't belive it

baby steps elz, baby steps

[steveyos YOLO]

Definetly not real, it's a difamation, everyone can't humillate themselves

Lisa does it all the time

[Dick Whisperer]

just looked through all that food will you adopt me

as everyone already knows I already have a litter and one on the way sorry stevey no adoptions at this point

[steveyos YOLO]

I wanna touch or face inappropriately

[steveyos YOLO]

Ur face needs touched real bad

[juji]

Lisa does it all the time

However she considers it's not an humillation while we really believe it's humillation

[steveyos666]

keep my application I'm starving

[Autistic Spectrum]

spent all his food money on keyboard apps for his terga note

[steveyos YOLO]

I wanna roll around naked on the floor filled with food making sweet love to ur face

[Dick Whisperer]

Change big boned to fucking fatass pig, I hate excuses

awe are you mad because I'm your mindcrafting buddies girlfriend and your not and fat ass pig is not nice I prefer thick

[Autistic Spectrum]

thick as fuk