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Hey [username],

We just detected that you’re now among the most attractive people on OkCupid.

We learned this from clicks to your profile and reactions to you in Quickmatch. Did you get a new haircut or something?
Well, it’s working!

To celebrate, we’ve adjusted your OkCupid experience:

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:rofl:

welcome to the cool club

international super model elezark

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Originally Posted by juji

Hey [username],

We just detected that you’re now among the most attractive people on OkCupid.

We learned this from clicks to your profile and reactions to you in Quickmatch. Did you get a new haircut or something?
Well, it’s working!

To celebrate, we’ve adjusted your OkCupid experience:

You’ll see more attractive people in your match results.

This won’t affect your match percentages, which are still based purely on your answers and desired match’s answers. But we’ll recommend more attractive people to you. You’ll also appear more often to other attractive people.

Sign in to see your newly-shuffled matches. Have fun, and don’t let this go to your head.

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literally everyone gets this message

I never got it :mad:

i did :smug:

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Originally Posted by Camoron

i did :smug:

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Because you have emotional stability, but I personally think you really suck at other things

like minding my business?

This gave me an idea for a troll, spam dating sites with fake profiles using like star trek villains for profile pictures

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

This gave me an idea for a troll, spam dating sites with fake profiles using like star trek villains for profile pictures

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trolling for cag?

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

This gave me an idea for a troll, spam dating sites with fake profiles using like star trek villains for profile pictures

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Thats already a thing

Damnit

you could still do it

I supposw

did elzzz bone wednesday addams yet

elz is being kind of rude to me

well u minimized his accomplishment of being an e-stud like a big jerk

okcupid blows why aren't these crazy catladies throwing themselves at me :raged:

http://i.imgur.com/maEBV4S.jpg

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Originally Posted by dadadan

okcupid blows why aren't these crazy catladies throwing themselves at me :raged:

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You have a better chance at a dance club. Online theyre more shallow and only respond to Hercules bodied males. Aka me

I know
did I tell you about the time last year I tried to use okcupid seriously for about a week before going all :mad: and deleting it
I sent messages to all 5 fuckable girls in my area
2 completely ignored me
2 gave me a couple of one word replies and then ignored me
and one pretty much told me to fuck off (the one who was probably secretly fat)
then like a month after I deleted it I ran into one of them at the drug store
this girl was in the checkout line staring me the fuck down like she wanted to eat me as I walked in then I looked at her and was like lol that's that girl who ignored me on the internet not gonna talk to her
so I took extra long to pick out my toothpaste and deodorant hoping she'd be checked out and gone by the time I went back up front but when I got there she was having a conversation with the granny cashier about something stupid
pretty sure she was just talking to granny so I'd run into her in the checkout line because I'd been shopping for 2 things for about 5 minutes and when I got there she gave me that come hither girl look
I just gave her a friendly smile and then paid for my stuff while she stood there staring at me and twirling her hair
then I left without talking to her and she made a face at me like :eek:
then like two weeks later I was in the grocery store trying to decide which cereal to get and felt eyes on me
I looked to the end of the aisle and this chick had stopped her cart there and was staring at me and smiling and I was like oh that's another girl who ignored me on the internet and hurt my precious feelings and went back to picking a cereal
she did that shit twice more when I was in different aisles till she finally came up next to me and acted like she was getting cocacola too
she gave me those girly come hither eyes too and I was just like hi and then grabbed my coke and wandered off without having a conversation with her
so internet dating is pretty much bullshit

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Originally Posted by dadadan

okcupid blows why aren't these crazy catladies throwing themselves at me :raged:

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http://www.wikihow.com/Become-an-Alpha-Male

yea, its like, fuck bitches get money

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Originally Posted by dadadan

I know
did I tell you about the time last year I tried to use okcupid seriously for about a week before going all :mad: and deleting it
I sent messages to all 5 fuckable girls in my area
2 completely ignored me
2 gave me a couple of one word replies and then ignored me
and one pretty much told me to fuck off (the one who was probably secretly fat)
then like a month after I deleted it I ran into one of them at the drug store
this girl was in the checkout line staring me the fuck down like she wanted to eat me as I walked in then I looked at her and was like lol that's that girl who ignored me on the internet not gonna talk to her
so I took extra long to pick out my toothpaste and deodorant hoping she'd be checked out and gone by the time I went back up front but when I got there she was having a conversation with the granny cashier about something stupid
pretty sure she was just talking to granny so I'd run into her in the checkout line because I'd been shopping for 2 things for about 5 minutes and when I got there she gave me that come hither girl look
I just gave her a friendly smile and then paid for my stuff while she stood there staring at me and twirling her hair
then I left without talking to her and she made a face at me like :eek:
then like two weeks later I was in the grocery store trying to decide which cereal to get and felt eyes on me
I looked to the end of the aisle and this chick had stopped her cart there and was staring at me and smiling and I was like oh that's another girl who ignored me on the internet and hurt my precious feelings and went back to picking a cereal
she did that shit twice more when I was in different aisles till she finally came up next to me and acted like she was getting cocacola too
she gave me those girly come hither eyes too and I was just like hi and then grabbed my coke and wandered off without having a conversation with her
so internet dating is pretty much bullshit

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I think you should look up about foreign girls... they told me 6 of 10 american women are gold diggers.

american, australian, canadian, british, all these girls are fucking gold diggers and not worth any time.
other western countries have better women. non english western countries typically have better culture and more traditional women.

wasn't wearing fancy clothes and they couldn't see my car I'm saying girls who'd blow me off online would've blown me in the parking lot irl

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Originally Posted by rape dungeon

american, australian, canadian, british, all these girls are fucking gold diggers and not worth any time.
other western countries have better women. non english western countries typically have better culture and more traditional women.

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They are :airquote: feminists :airquote:

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Originally Posted by dadadan

wasn't wearing fancy clothes and they couldn't see my car I'm saying girls who'd blow me off online would've blown me in the parking lot irl

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just skip online dating and take some juice hit the gym and get drowning in pussy

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Originally Posted by dadadan

wasn't wearing fancy clothes and they couldn't see my car I'm saying girls who'd blow me off online would've blown me in the parking lot irl

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Just ignore women who aren't interested with you and move on, next girl to date, if not, then another girl, make sure do not waste a lot of money

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Originally Posted by dadadan

I know
did I tell you about the time last year I tried to use okcupid seriously for about a week before going all :mad: and deleting it
I sent messages to all 5 fuckable girls in my area
2 completely ignored me
2 gave me a couple of one word replies and then ignored me
and one pretty much told me to fuck off (the one who was probably secretly fat)
then like a month after I deleted it I ran into one of them at the drug store
this girl was in the checkout line staring me the fuck down like she wanted to eat me as I walked in then I looked at her and was like lol that's that girl who ignored me on the internet not gonna talk to her
so I took extra long to pick out my toothpaste and deodorant hoping she'd be checked out and gone by the time I went back up front but when I got there she was having a conversation with the granny cashier about something stupid
pretty sure she was just talking to granny so I'd run into her in the checkout line because I'd been shopping for 2 things for about 5 minutes and when I got there she gave me that come hither girl look
I just gave her a friendly smile and then paid for my stuff while she stood there staring at me and twirling her hair
then I left without talking to her and she made a face at me like :eek:
then like two weeks later I was in the grocery store trying to decide which cereal to get and felt eyes on me
I looked to the end of the aisle and this chick had stopped her cart there and was staring at me and smiling and I was like oh that's another girl who ignored me on the internet and hurt my precious feelings and went back to picking a cereal
she did that shit twice more when I was in different aisles till she finally came up next to me and acted like she was getting cocacola too
she gave me those girly come hither eyes too and I was just like hi and then grabbed my coke and wandered off without having a conversation with her
so internet dating is pretty much bullshit

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nice, you really showed those stupid sluts

bitches and whores :dinorage:

it was more me being weird and awkward than showing stupid sluts

not real

threw away the opportunity to fuck them and then ditch them for snubbing you

ultimate payback would be writing your love all over their face

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Originally Posted by lnopia the great

ultimate payback would be writing your love all over their face

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What?

examples of patrick swayze style posting

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Originally Posted by jon

not real

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:arms:

sometimes i think i stare at girls too long in the vegetable section of the grocery store, but i cant help imaging what all the fruits would look like shoved up their pasty pink little pussys bent over the fine cheese rack