I know
did I tell you about the time last year I tried to use okcupid seriously for about a week before going all and deleting it
I sent messages to all 5 fuckable girls in my area
2 completely ignored me
2 gave me a couple of one word replies and then ignored me
and one pretty much told me to fuck off (the one who was probably secretly fat)
then like a month after I deleted it I ran into one of them at the drug store
this girl was in the checkout line staring me the fuck down like she wanted to eat me as I walked in then I looked at her and was like lol that's that girl who ignored me on the internet not gonna talk to her
so I took extra long to pick out my toothpaste and deodorant hoping she'd be checked out and gone by the time I went back up front but when I got there she was having a conversation with the granny cashier about something stupid
pretty sure she was just talking to granny so I'd run into her in the checkout line because I'd been shopping for 2 things for about 5 minutes and when I got there she gave me that come hither girl look
I just gave her a friendly smile and then paid for my stuff while she stood there staring at me and twirling her hair
then I left without talking to her and she made a face at me like
then like two weeks later I was in the grocery store trying to decide which cereal to get and felt eyes on me
I looked to the end of the aisle and this chick had stopped her cart there and was staring at me and smiling and I was like oh that's another girl who ignored me on the internet and hurt my precious feelings and went back to picking a cereal
she did that shit twice more when I was in different aisles till she finally came up next to me and acted like she was getting cocacola too
she gave me those girly come hither eyes too and I was just like hi and then grabbed my coke and wandered off without having a conversation with her
so internet dating is pretty much bullshit