i havent fucked since the 17th i'm DYING for some sex
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i havent fucked since the 17th i'm DYING for some sex
Plug drug will be back soon
Gay or Straight Sex ?
bend over josh, the jihad on your ass is now
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jazz
I tried to get this girl from Tinder to come over and let me and my roommate double team her. She said she was down, but only if I took turns fucking her and my roommate in the ass. I tried, but couldn't convince him to go for it. Fuckin prude.
your roommate is a queerQuote:
Originally Posted by Richard Tucker
We both treated it like fishing but there was one key difference he was really trying to catch something.Quote:
Originally Posted by cag
I know. I told him to stop being gay and let me fuck him so we could both get some pussy but he's too much of a faggot to go for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by cag
Quote:
Originally Posted by jazz
O.K. I will fuck you ! :jizz:
What the fuck do you think you are?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirty Harry
He's some weird faggot who jerks off to cartoon porn
do you think i am over talkative?Quote:
Originally Posted by jazz
:yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes:
... I think you like your holes stuffed with strange black cock.
Im fucking the admin. Getting everone who posted itt banned. as soon as Jon gets home, I will beg t
Him to ban the jazzy josh, since he said mean things to me. Posts making fun of me are wats ruining this forum!!!
You shouldn't have been nice to lisa or i wouldn't have come back in the first place so fuck you cat avatar guy
:snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker:: snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker:
... you could always post with the retards at Tim's Bogan Hole.
... you know. Your friends. rudebeer, Steffis Yelle etc...
:snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker:: snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker:
... pepperoni nipples.
Im sure that forum is just as boring as this one
You 2 had e-sex and i hate you both
:shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::s hock::shock:
... Joos hate everybody. It's in the Tohra.
Way outta line jazzy josh
Marco's wife hates you because she got fucked really really hard the night you had e-sex with her husband
when jon gets home from work im going to ask him to ban you!
Hope he comes home smelling like the pussy of a younger woman
oh how i shall relish the moment when you try to login and cant.
Same with you and the locks on jon's door because he's locked inside dipping his dong in some other ho
you wont be laughing after i get you banned ^_^
I wasn't laughing i was making a comment which i believe to be factual :eyebrow:
you take back what you said right now or theres gonna be trouble
hijacking this thread to brag
girl I've had a crush on for a yeat: Lol stooop
Me: anyway, you should stop by next week, because I want to watch princess mononoke, and you're a giant anime fag who for some reason hasn't seen the single greatest example of the genre, so I need to change that 8:18 PM
her: Hells yea 8:19 PM
her: Sounds like a date 8:19 PM
I've been madly in love with this girl forever, and for some reason was never able to get her, even with the power of cocaine, in fact one time when we were hanging a drunk woman asked if we were on our first date, and I said no, and this chick chased her down and yelled "BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS" because she apparently thought it was very important for a stranger to know that, but now she's single again and she's going to come over and watch possibly the only good anime ever made and get drunk and I'm like 90% going to finally get her, I'm not used to being this excited about a chick this is how camoron and plug drugs and rootbeer must feel when the cashier at mcdonalds smiles at them, and they spend a solid two weeks thinking she likes them and planning their wedding and lives together, it's like I'm 14 again, I'm way too cool and jaded for this shit and can actually get laid on a semi regular basis, so there must be something about this bitch if she's doing this to me and has been forever and I have a feeling I'm about to find out
also she has fantastic tits
DON'T YOU SEE SHE WAS SO DETERMINED TO AVOID ANY SORT OF IMPLICATION THAT WE WERE DATING AND NOW SHE SAID "IT'S A DATE" THAT IS MY SIGN FROM GOD THAT I HAVE PLEASED THE UNIVERSE AND AM ABOUT TO GET WHAT I'VE WANTED FOR ALL THIS TIME, YOU'RE MY FRIENDS SUPPORT ME ASSHOLES DO NOT MAKE FUN OF ME AND POINT OUT THAT I'M ACTING LIKE A 4TH GRADER BECAUSE I FUCKING KNOW IT AND IT'S KILLING ME I'M TOO GOOD FOR THIS AND IDC I'M GONNA GO WITH IT
Hope it goes well and the anime makes her hornyQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
Also happy for u. You should botg smoke weed when u watch the movie. Have lots of yummy snacks
oh of course I smoke weed every movie night, also getting her a big bottle of wine, lower those inhibitions, make bad decisions a bit easier. I really wish I had a couch.
seriously though what kind of anime dork hasn't seen princess mononoke, I don't even like anime and I fucking love that movie it's easily the best one ever made
post a picQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
also congrats hope u have a great weekend
also cag how come u dont have jons login details? trust issues?
Never heard of it. Ill bet u she has heard of akira because she read it on a buzzfeed click bait list of top anime movies.