someone have intercourse with me

[maks]

hijacking this thread to brag

girl I've had a crush on for a yeat: Lol stooop
Me: anyway, you should stop by next week, because I want to watch princess mononoke, and you're a giant anime fag who for some reason hasn't seen the single greatest example of the genre, so I need to change that 8:18 PM
her: Hells yea 8:19 PM
her: Sounds like a date 8:19 PM

I've been madly in love with this girl forever, and for some reason was never able to get her, even with the power of cocaine, in fact one time when we were hanging a drunk woman asked if we were on our first date, and I said no, and this chick chased her down and yelled "BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS" because she apparently thought it was very important for a stranger to know that, but now she's single again and she's going to come over and watch possibly the only good anime ever made and get drunk and I'm like 90% going to finally get her, I'm not used to being this excited about a chick this is how camoron and plug drugs and rootbeer must feel when the cashier at mcdonalds smiles at them, and they spend a solid two weeks thinking she likes them and planning their wedding and lives together, it's like I'm 14 again, I'm way too cool and jaded for this shit and can actually get laid on a semi regular basis, so there must be something about this bitch if she's doing this to me and has been forever and I have a feeling I'm about to find out

also she has fantastic tits

[urkles girlfriend]

hijacking this thread to brag

girl I've had a crush on for a yeat: Lol stooop
Me: anyway, you should stop by next week, because I want to watch princess mononoke, and you're a giant anime fag who for some reason hasn't seen the single greatest example of the genre, so I need to change that 8:18 PM
her: Hells yea 8:19 PM
her: Sounds like a date 8:19 PM

I've been madly in love with this girl forever, and for some reason was never able to get her, even with the power of cocaine, in fact one time when we were hanging a drunk woman asked if we were on our first date, and I said no, and this chick chased her down and yelled "BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS" because she apparently thought it was very important for a stranger to know that, but now she's single again and she's going to come over and watch possibly the only good anime ever made and get drunk and I'm like 90% going to finally get her, I'm not used to being this excited about a chick this is how camoron and plug drugs and rootbeer must feel when the cashier at mcdonalds smiles at them, and they spend a solid two weeks thinking she likes them and planning their wedding and lives together, it's like I'm 14 again, I'm way too cool and jaded for this shit and can actually get laid on a semi regular basis, so there must be something about this bitch if she's doing this to me and has been forever and I have a feeling I'm about to find out

also she has fantastic tits

Hope it goes well and the anime makes her horny

[Desolation]

hijacking this thread to brag

girl I've had a crush on for a yeat: Lol stooop
Me: anyway, you should stop by next week, because I want to watch princess mononoke, and you're a giant anime fag who for some reason hasn't seen the single greatest example of the genre, so I need to change that 8:18 PM
her: Hells yea 8:19 PM
her: Sounds like a date 8:19 PM

I've been madly in love with this girl forever, and for some reason was never able to get her, even with the power of cocaine, in fact one time when we were hanging a drunk woman asked if we were on our first date, and I said no, and this chick chased her down and yelled "BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS" because she apparently thought it was very important for a stranger to know that, but now she's single again and she's going to come over and watch possibly the only good anime ever made and get drunk and I'm like 90% going to finally get her, I'm not used to being this excited about a chick this is how camoron and plug drugs and rootbeer must feel when the cashier at mcdonalds smiles at them, and they spend a solid two weeks thinking she likes them and planning their wedding and lives together, it's like I'm 14 again, I'm way too cool and jaded for this shit and can actually get laid on a semi regular basis, so there must be something about this bitch if she's doing this to me and has been forever and I have a feeling I'm about to find out

also she has fantastic tits

post a pic


also congrats hope u have a great weekend