They said "Don't go playing hardcore RPG's and drinking white russians"

[I didn't listen :skull:]

ugh white russians make me retch

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Originally Posted by maks

ugh white russians make me retch

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you probably just didnt drink enough of them

another awesome thread written directed and staring seth mcfarline

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

you probably just didnt drink enough of them

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I put them in my cereal

nehhyaaaaa lowis

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White Russians are for girls and people obsessed with the Big Lebowski.

why can't anyone just settle for a nice, tasty glass of red wine? hmm?

People who drink vodka smell like rotten potatoes.

I'd rather do tequila shots tbh

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

White Russians are for girls and people obsessed with the Big Lebowski.

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if i ever get out of this white russian phase it will be a miracle... jk i only drink on fridays

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Originally Posted by maks

I'd rather do tequila shots tbh

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what about that worm man, idk

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

if i ever get out of this white russian phase it will be a miracle... jk i only drink on fridays

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you must have recently watched the Big Lebowski. I rarely drink but when I do, I prefer a French Martini with chambord and pineapple juice.

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Originally Posted by maks

I'd rather do tequila shots tbh

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Tequila is for mexican strippers. The shitty kind of tequila anyway, like jose quervo.

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

what about that worm man, idk

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Only real, authentic tequila has a worm. I drink cheap shitty tequila because I'm drinking it specifically to get drunk so idc what it tastes like.

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

Tequila is for mexican strippers. The shitty kind of tequila anyway, like jose quervo.

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You think everything's for strippers

I don't think everything's for strippers. Careers aren't for strippers.

anyone else getting white girl wasted tonight

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Originally Posted by lnopia the great

anyone else getting white girl wasted tonight

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You're going to lose your nose if you continue with your habit. Stuff makes me sweat like Whitney Houston.

stripping is a career

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Originally Posted by maks

stripping is a career

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I disagree.

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

I disagree.

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go to a club in the middle of a weekday and you will meet strippers who have been working there for 30 years

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Originally Posted by maks

go to a club in the middle of a weekday and you will meet strippers who have been working there for 30 years

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Stripping doesn't come with a 401k.

Who needs a 401k when you make $300 a night and don't plan ahead any further than your next bag of meth

50 year old strippers make 300 dollars a night?

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

Tequila is for mexican strippers. The shitty kind of tequila anyway, like jose quervo.

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ok lil ms. stereotype what are your thoughts on bourbon drinkers, especially ones that went home on lunch breaks to drink it?

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

ok lil ms. stereotype what are your thoughts on bourbon drinkers, especially ones that went home on lunch breaks to drink it?

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They all have mustaches. Every time I think of bourbon, I think of a mustache.

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

50 year old strippers make 300 dollars a night?

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more if they hook on the side. men are desperate, the fact that strip clubs exist proves that. all those singles add up, and that's not including the $25 lap dances and $150 private dances.

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Originally Posted by maks

more if they hook on the side. men are desperate, the fact that strip clubs exist proves that. all those singles add up, and that's not including the $25 lap dances and $150 private dances.

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Strippers are for fat, single men.

and bachelor parties.

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

They all have mustaches. Every time I think of bourbon, I think of a mustache.

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i had a something on my lip, idk if it qualified as a mustache

http://i.imgur.com/V12jxKw.jpg

there we are... now tell me how you could be afraid to meet up IRL with a guy who had a mustache like that?

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

i had a something on my lip, idk if it qualified as a mustache

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http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-conte.../07/cowboy.jpg

This is how I personify a bourbon drinker.

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

http://i.imgur.com/V12jxKw.jpg

there we are... now tell me how you could be afraid to meet up IRL with a guy who had a mustache like that?

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Give me the keys.

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

http://i.imgur.com/V12jxKw.jpg

there we are... now tell me how you could be afraid to meet up IRL with a guy who had a mustache like that?

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http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-conte...7/standard.jpg

yeah the second-most common comment i get is i looked like a porn guy or strip club owner
the most common was that i looked like a rapist or molester

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

Give me the keys.

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that's actually my dad's... there's only maybe 1,000 made of the car i drive

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

yeah the second-most common comment i get is i looked like a porn guy or strip club owner
the most common was that i looked like a rapist or molester

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That means I am correct in asserting that bourbon drinkers have mustaches.
I am seldom wrong.

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