They said "Don't go playing hardcore RPG's and drinking white russians"

[I didn't listen ]

[maks]

ugh white russians make me retch

ugh white russians make me retch

you probably just didnt drink enough of them

[steveyos]

another awesome thread written directed and staring seth mcfarline

[maks]

you probably just didnt drink enough of them

I put them in my cereal

[steveyos]

nehhyaaaaa lowis

[always stevey]

White Russians are for girls and people obsessed with the Big Lebowski.

[always stevey]

why can't anyone just settle for a nice, tasty glass of red wine? hmm?

[always stevey]

People who drink vodka smell like rotten potatoes.

[maks]

I'd rather do tequila shots tbh

White Russians are for girls and people obsessed with the Big Lebowski.

if i ever get out of this white russian phase it will be a miracle... jk i only drink on fridays

I'd rather do tequila shots tbh

what about that worm man, idk

[always stevey]

if i ever get out of this white russian phase it will be a miracle... jk i only drink on fridays

you must have recently watched the Big Lebowski. I rarely drink but when I do, I prefer a French Martini with chambord and pineapple juice.

[always stevey]

I'd rather do tequila shots tbh

Tequila is for mexican strippers. The shitty kind of tequila anyway, like jose quervo.

[maks]

what about that worm man, idk

Only real, authentic tequila has a worm. I drink cheap shitty tequila because I'm drinking it specifically to get drunk so idc what it tastes like.

Tequila is for mexican strippers. The shitty kind of tequila anyway, like jose quervo.

You think everything's for strippers

[always stevey]

I don't think everything's for strippers. Careers aren't for strippers.

anyone else getting white girl wasted tonight

[always stevey]

anyone else getting white girl wasted tonight

You're going to lose your nose if you continue with your habit. Stuff makes me sweat like Whitney Houston.

[maks]

stripping is a career

[always stevey]

stripping is a career

I disagree.

[maks]

I disagree.

go to a club in the middle of a weekday and you will meet strippers who have been working there for 30 years

[always stevey]

go to a club in the middle of a weekday and you will meet strippers who have been working there for 30 years

Stripping doesn't come with a 401k.

[maks]

Who needs a 401k when you make $300 a night and don't plan ahead any further than your next bag of meth

[always stevey]

50 year old strippers make 300 dollars a night?

[blumpkin blownuts]

Tequila is for mexican strippers. The shitty kind of tequila anyway, like jose quervo.

ok lil ms. stereotype what are your thoughts on bourbon drinkers, especially ones that went home on lunch breaks to drink it?

[always stevey]

ok lil ms. stereotype what are your thoughts on bourbon drinkers, especially ones that went home on lunch breaks to drink it?

They all have mustaches. Every time I think of bourbon, I think of a mustache.

[maks]

50 year old strippers make 300 dollars a night?

more if they hook on the side. men are desperate, the fact that strip clubs exist proves that. all those singles add up, and that's not including the $25 lap dances and $150 private dances.

[always stevey]

more if they hook on the side. men are desperate, the fact that strip clubs exist proves that. all those singles add up, and that's not including the $25 lap dances and $150 private dances.

Strippers are for fat, single men.

[always stevey]

and bachelor parties.