and it's filled with greasey sweat :batting:
and it's filled with greasey sweat :batting:
thats why i shave my balls
that's why I shower
ball smell. :(
yes, i got all sweaty washing my car. i should have showered but didnt
i will most definitely be showering tomorrow before the car show!!
Tomorrow?
Shower now. Cleanliness is godness
bob you're never going to win the heart of the beautiful nicaraguan nigger sales talking like this
no i still gotta wash my wheels, shine the tires, and top up my brake fluid in the morning, which will make me sweaty again
so i'm going to shower after taking care of these things
wash your bedsheets tomorrow as well.
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Originally Posted by maks
que sera, sera. i'm done living a lie, so in my dealings with women i always out potential deal-breakers early in the relationship. so far it's worked well with this chick i started dating... i haven't told her i'm crazy yet because she scares easily. but she knows i'm an ex-junky and between jobs and yet she still calls me. she's even from the nouveau riche snobby snotty part of town too so i'm proud of myself for not just stereotyping her as a judgmental bitch & looking elsewhere.
you can eliminate that smell with a little piece of ham.. if you get some deli select ham, cut a piece in 1/8 and just put it in betwen your balls and your leg for about 5 minues.. it will mostly eat the bacteria, id ont know what the active ingedient in ham is but it works i do it all the time
is this the NA chick? if so she knows you're crazyQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
that takes alot of effort, i usually wait to wash my sheets until they get stiffQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
NA a good place to meet guys? If so, sign me up.
nope, i met her outside the program. doesn't drug, almost never drinks. her only vice is speeding to the point of ridiculousness, she's always talking about getting pulled over and i don't see how she still has a license.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
NA is about 65-70% guys, and they're almost all skinny.Quote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
AA is 95% guys but they are really old and bitter compared to NA
i don't know what's up with the nice girl I met at NA a couple weeks ago, I haven't seen her in awhile. i like the non-junky girl better though, plus she's only 24
I'll shop around, sit in on a few meetings and decide which one has the cutest guys.
probably flashes her titsQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
you'll have competition, there's quite a few women that only go there to meet menQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
What competition? lol I was the most popular girl in the DMV today while I was renewing my license. 3 very cute guys
smiled at me. I think I'm gonna go cruise the DMV again Monday.
all the guys will talk about you being a big whore behind your back. but they'll still fuck you
Which ones? The DMV guys, the NA guys, the AA guys, or all?
NA guys.
most AA guys are either married or lost their dicks in a war
idk about dmv i renew my shit online
I had steak and martinis for lunch today, drove drunk to the dmv cuz I needed a new picture but there were some cuties there and a bunch of Mexicans trying to fix there suspended licenses. Checking out the NA meeting next week to see if they have any pill
addicts in stock.
I will hunch over, look vulnerable and sad that should get their attention. I will
make him earn me, that will make him obsessed and crazy.
mention going to SLA meetings in passing (sex & love anonymous) and you will have their undivided attention
No need for that. I want the addict to stick around longer than that. heh
addicts are accustomed to instantaneous gratification...
I spent over 70 grand on coke and weed in 2011. Everones different. I enjoy delayed gratifaction quite a bit
how about delayed ejaculation?
coke will do that
do make a sandwich with that ham aftwerards like i do???>?Quote:
Originally Posted by fanfare
maybe if you are lucky you will find one who beats himself upQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat