the crevasse between my leg and nutsack smells like pure death

[blumpkin blownuts]

bob you're never going to win the heart of the beautiful nicaraguan nigger sales talking like this

que sera, sera. i'm done living a lie, so in my dealings with women i always out potential deal-breakers early in the relationship. so far it's worked well with this chick i started dating... i haven't told her i'm crazy yet because she scares easily. but she knows i'm an ex-junky and between jobs and yet she still calls me. she's even from the nouveau riche snobby snotty part of town too so i'm proud of myself for not just stereotyping her as a judgmental bitch & looking elsewhere.

[maks]

que sera, sera. i'm done living a lie, so in my dealings with women i always out potential deal-breakers early in the relationship. so far it's worked well with this chick i started dating... i haven't told her i'm crazy yet because she scares easily. but she knows i'm an ex-junky and between jobs and yet she still calls me. she's even from the nouveau riche snobby snotty part of town too so i'm proud of myself for not just stereotyping her as a judgmental bitch & looking elsewhere.

is this the NA chick? if so she knows you're crazy

[blumpkin blownuts]

is this the NA chick? if so she knows you're crazy

nope, i met her outside the program. doesn't drug, almost never drinks. her only vice is speeding to the point of ridiculousness, she's always talking about getting pulled over and i don't see how she still has a license.

[maks]

nope, i met her outside the program. doesn't drug, almost never drinks. her only vice is speeding to the point of ridiculousness, she's always talking about getting pulled over and i don't see how she still has a license.

probably flashes her tits