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If you gave a prisioner a spork they would take out a whole tribe of Zulu warriors.
inb4 cberry tries to say shaka zulu chouldnt beat william wallace
I actually had a dream about barry and cberry last night, we were playing DayZ together and I accidentally rammed cberrys SUV off the road with a jeep I was driving and he got raged out and turned into a black panther like on true blood and I hid up a tree and called barry for help and he transformed into a big wolf like from twilight and they fought it was pretty cool
cberry is the only poster i would go out of my way to meet irl
Braveheart rules!Quote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
daily reminder that fjs wins again http://forums.thelegendaryfjscrew.com/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydslA2srEUIQuote:
Originally Posted by Bouncer
Lulzfartcopter
this must be the raid, i just lost all my hp's from a shitpost attack
Every-time I play that some asshole pretends to be my friend and leads me into ambush.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
I don't know about that
I used to live in Mitcham next to the train line, the yard was like a jungle and being next to the train line and the pub would sometimes get underage kids drinking in the bushes in the yard.
One night I was quite drunk and some punks decided to play silly buggers, they were running around the house tapping on the windows... after some time this annoyed me and I ran through the kitchen, grabbed something out the draw and ran outside... once I was outside standing alone in the dark I looked at what I had grabbed and was weilding.... it was a tea spoon... undeterred I held the tea spoon out and yelled, "Come out then! I'll fucking scoop your eyeballs out!!"... no-one came out. I went back inside and the tapping on the windows stopped.
That's a stupid story that isn't funny. Everyone is just going to laugh at you.
You probably made it up.
^*YAWN*
Are my posts really that boring if goes out of her way to respond to each of them with yawn? Also, an auto-response she
stole from Seph after he did it to her loads of times, while she begged for his penis
on Troll Kingdom.
you posting 3-5 times in a row after each of my posts doesn't really count as a reply from me your retarded dyke bush-pig
http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/229730/yawn.gif
Oh lol I grabbed something and ran outside in the dark and when I looked I saw it was a teaspoon from my dig kit omg like so funny. lol
where did you get a picture of mike bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig's kitchenQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
I got connections for exclusive photos of his kitchen.
Who is Mike bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig again?
he was a poster named plug drugs, he's a real deal heroin addict so obviously lisa got her claws into him because that's the sort of guy she likes and ended up ruining him because that's what she does to every guy she gets her claws intoQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
i wish mike sperg would come back
A wonderful life filled with junkies and flagler.
I wish you'd go on steam and interview him about clump's abortion and post the conversation ittQuote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
haven't seen him lately
Any relation to Nick bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=299_1320002757
probably took my advice and OD'd, good for him it's about time he made some changes in his life.Quote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
i originally thought he was related to dave bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig of mad magazine
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...vebergself.jpg
I'd rather be related to sergio aragones
couldn't or shouldn't? i dont even know which way you are trying to troll me...Quote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
well I am DEFINATELY not a junky
and Mike does not take heroin anymore
Mike is not comming back because frankly some of the trolls are too tedious, pathetic and they aren't even funny
Mike being a genius got bored of their idiocy pretty quick.
And yep I'm great friends with him, we chat almost everyday on skype and he is not interested in talking to fucking retarded losers... if THAT'S what you mean by "got my claws into him" then yep. Mike and I have been great friends for quite a while now.
he's funny, kind, genuine, honest and really, really smart
I really like him, he'sa great friend
truth is maks backstabbed him like he backstabs everyone and Mike just doesn't have the patience to continue being friends with some sad loser who acts like a 13 year old girl.
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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus
claps hands
Please explain
Clump convinced him I was leading a rep war against him, I let it go but when he openly accused me of it I told him I hope he overdoses over and over again until he left.
I really do hope he overdoses, I wasn't lying about that
Lisa lies about her rape. First, she claimed to have been gang raped and left in a field, second she claimed to have been raped by her father, and here she claimed she was raped by a babysitter. This has gone on for almost two years and the story changes every time. You can never expect anything truthful from her.
She lies about having a career and is just a pathetic drug addict living in low income housing, taking handouts from the
government and almost everything she posts is enraged junky drivel or desperate pleas for cyber sex.
It's common for junkies to come online and glorify themselves so they don't feel so utterly worthless.
LOL at rep war.. oh my gods the red and green are dominant!!!hahaahahahahQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
Exactly like plug drugs and all his long winded theories about the origin of the universe and shit, in real life he was digging through couch cushions for change to buy a pack of cigarettes. In retrospect it's easy to see why they get along so well.Quote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
Yeah, ridiculous. You've been here less than a day and have probably already figured out that if I go to war with someone I do it openly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bouncer