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    a spork is a fantastic tool for eating but nearly useless as a weapon 
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    If you gave a prisioner a spork they would take out a whole tribe of Zulu warriors.
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    inb4 cberry tries to say shaka zulu chouldnt beat william wallace

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    I actually had a dream about barry and cberry last night, we were playing DayZ together and I accidentally rammed cberrys SUV off the road with a jeep I was driving and he got raged out and turned into a black panther like on true blood and I hid up a tree and called barry for help and he transformed into a big wolf like from twilight and they fought it was pretty cool

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubycalaber View Post
    inb4 cberry tries to say shaka zulu chouldnt beat william wallace
    Braveheart rules!
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    daily reminder that fjs wins again http://forums.thelegendaryfjscrew.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bouncer View Post
    Braveheart rules!

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    this must be the raid, i just lost all my hp's from a shitpost attack
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    Quote Originally Posted by rubycalaber View Post
    I actually had a dream about barry and cberry last night, we were playing DayZ together and I accidentally rammed cberrys SUV off the road with a jeep I was driving and he got raged out and turned into a black panther like on true blood and I hid up a tree and called barry for help and he transformed into a big wolf like from twilight and they fought it was pretty cool
    Every-time I play that some asshole pretends to be my friend and leads me into ambush.
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    I don't know about that

    I used to live in Mitcham next to the train line, the yard was like a jungle and being next to the train line and the pub would sometimes get underage kids drinking in the bushes in the yard.

    One night I was quite drunk and some punks decided to play silly buggers, they were running around the house tapping on the windows... after some time this annoyed me and I ran through the kitchen, grabbed something out the draw and ran outside... once I was outside standing alone in the dark I looked at what I had grabbed and was weilding.... it was a tea spoon... undeterred I held the tea spoon out and yelled, "Come out then! I'll fucking scoop your eyeballs out!!"... no-one came out. I went back inside and the tapping on the windows stopped.
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    That's a stupid story that isn't funny. Everyone is just going to laugh at you.

    You probably made it up.
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    ^*YAWN*
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    Are my posts really that boring if goes out of her way to respond to each of them with yawn? Also, an auto-response she
    stole from Seph after he did it to her loads of times, while she begged for his penis
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    you posting 3-5 times in a row after each of my posts doesn't really count as a reply from me your retarded dyke bush-pig

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    Oh lol I grabbed something and ran outside in the dark and when I looked I saw it was a teaspoon from my dig kit omg like so funny. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by GulDucat View Post
    where did you get a picture of mike bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig's kitchen
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    I got connections for exclusive photos of his kitchen.
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    Who is Mike bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GulDucat View Post
    Who is Mike bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig again?
    he was a poster named plug drugs, he's a real deal heroin addict so obviously lisa got her claws into him because that's the sort of guy she likes and ended up ruining him because that's what she does to every guy she gets her claws into
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    i wish mike sperg would come back

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    A wonderful life filled with junkies and flagler.
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    Quote Originally Posted by m0nde View Post
    i wish mike sperg would come back
    I wish you'd go on steam and interview him about clump's abortion and post the conversation itt
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    haven't seen him lately

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    Any relation to Nick bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig?

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=299_1320002757
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    Quote Originally Posted by m0nde View Post
    haven't seen him lately
    probably took my advice and OD'd, good for him it's about time he made some changes in his life.
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    i originally thought he was related to dave bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig of mad magazine


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    I'd rather be related to sergio aragones
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