dayz

[jon]

i have survived one day, and have acquired a lee-enfield rifle

time to raid the general store in elektro

this game needs more objectives

[timmy]

already played it to death with ruby and teknorat, here is a small vid i made encountering some guy i also have a kill compilation..

the game does get boring when you get over killing other people... sometimes i would get all the weapons/gear i could dream of and then i would sit there and think "hmm what to do next.... uhh this isnt fun anymore"... so yea it needs more substance.. that and when you get good gear youre afraid of death so you have less fun since youre too cautious to do anything in big towns..

7/10 good game but hackers ruined it for me when there was a hacker epidemic

[rubycalaber]

the main objective of dayz is to rustle as many jimmies as possible:


will post some more videos soon but I will probably never play it again at least until the stand alone comes out because barry is right hackers have made it impossible to play without getting teleported out to sea or turned into a dog

[Genital Doli]

The main objecteive of retard autist game iis to --> walk. Yes thats right all u need 2 do is press the "w" key or adctualy in this game the walk forwar key is j because the wsad keys are reserved for setting your riefle scope into ultra realistic mode. If u feel like ur walkeing too fast, slow it down anotch and enjoy the game... If u feel like ur walking too slow, shut teh fuck up and enjoy teh 2001-era scenerey. So u guys can play walk around until u die from a shot u cant see from some guy in teh forsest, Ill be playing Modern Warfare 3 Call of Duty Modern Warfare III Black Ops, and getting my dick sucked at teh same time.

[jon]

ruby earlier today i actually searched the forum to find that thread and re-watch the video because i forgot your youtube username

now that i understand what actually happened there i lolled

[jon]

i play on a private password-protected server that severely punishes anyone who doesn't play the game the way it's intended; hackers, stream snipers, anything

it's legit to be a bandit though as long as you're fighting fair

[jon]

also sacriel's dayz videos are awesome http://www.youtube.com/user/sacriel42/videos?view=0

[Genital Doli]

Day Z, the legendary hiking game where Only you can beat Dick Dumbass' world record in climbeing Bulslhit Mountain

[rubycalaber]

The main objecteive of retard autist game iis to --> walk. Yes thats right all u need 2 do is press the "w" key or adctualy in this game the walk forwar key is j because the wsad keys are reserved for setting your riefle scope into ultra realistic mode. If u feel like ur walkeing too fast, slow it down anotch and enjoy the game... If u feel like ur walking too slow, shut teh fuck up and enjoy teh 2001-era scenerey. So u guys can play walk around until u die from a shot u cant see from some guy in teh forsest, Ill be playing Modern Warfare 3 Call of Duty Modern Warfare III Black Ops, and getting my dick sucked at teh same time.

you dont even need to press w if you bring up the steam overlay while you're character is walking and take it away your character is left automatically walking forwards if you dont press any other movement keys you just sit back and watch the automatic walking sim

ruby earlier today i actually searched the forum to find that thread and re-watch the video because i forgot your youtube username

now that i understand what actually happened there i lolled

my username on everything I've ever registered is rubycalaber good job forgetting it

[jon]

i reconnected at early morning twilight and raided elektro i got a 1911 fuck yeah time to go bunny hopping at the airstrip

[timmy]

i used to use steam overlay to glitch the W key in and go for a smoke with my character heading north, if thats gone in the stand alone release i dont know if i could handle that

[jon]

lol found an alice pack just lying in a hallway well after daybreak checked the server list its gone from two people to like ten people

Logging The Fuck Out

[jon]

barry i'm a serious gamer i logged in before sunrise to get close to the power plant while it was dark and tapped W all the way across a field to make it happen none of this casual out for a smoke bullshit

[Genital Doli]

Yea... going to check mineral conlection in minecraft and see if i can work out a minecraft gold --> bitcoin --> dayz binoculars conversion rate.

[Genital Doli]

The only cool thing about dayz is kiling someone and takeing their completely useless shit they cary around and then watching them get rly rly mad about it

[timmy]

barry i'm a serious gamer i logged in before sunrise to get close to the power plant while it was dark and tapped W all the way across a field to make it happen none of this casual out for a smoke bullshit

if i saw you in the game and i didnt know you i would kill you

[jon]

see that's just rude when i hear shots i check for friendlies

[Genital Doli]

"She just being Miley" - Miley Cyrus' best friend. I think we can all learn a lot from that.

In the most brutal jimmy rustling ever caught on tape legendary pro gamer rubycalaber infiltrates a group of five survivors and pretends to work with them until the gaming gods bless him with an AKM with three mags he immediately uses to obliterate the gaming careers of n00b losers frenzy, Mathew, Trento, spacer and Adam while his gay lover Teknorat reacts over steam chat.

U mad? Make a thread about it on http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums


lmao

[Genital Doli]

rustling jimmies is a rly cool meme and is not gay at all

[jon]

thats actually a pretty good idea

play the vidya games to get replies

[Genital Doli]

ruby wants these forums 2 rise to power, hes power hungry and crazed with power, we thot dethroning the fascist snickers l'empereur clay and his moorish allies and restoreing rubycalaber to his rightful place as head of teh forums would end the tyranny that has gripped us for so long but instead ruby is whoreing himself out to every man woman and obnoxious bitch in town trying to get post, destroying the herpetarium boundary and unleashing the lizards on teh world, just to get any one to post, even tho he only posts like once a year.

[jon]

speak replies to power, you glorious faggot

cant wait for Baby Backpackers 3 mod for contra 2 on the nes

[jon]

troll video complete

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsA6FLIUbE4

[timmy]

http://www.digitalgangster.com/4um/s...=1#post3066299

nice job crossposting shit you filthy useless faggot

[timmy]

>cant make own good posts
>steals posts and ideas from other people

>cant make own good posts
>steals posts and ideas from other people

saw it on 9gag 3 days ago timmy...

everything is copypaste dumbass...

[boobz]

how did the banning go?