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    The main objecteive of retard autist game iis to --> walk. Yes thats right all u need 2 do is press the "w" key or adctualy in this game the walk forwar key is j because the wsad keys are reserved for setting your riefle scope into ultra realistic mode. If u feel like ur walkeing too fast, slow it down anotch and enjoy the game... If u feel like ur walking too slow, shut teh fuck up and enjoy teh 2001-era scenerey. So u guys can play walk around until u die from a shot u cant see from some guy in teh forsest, Ill be playing Modern Warfare 3 Call of Duty Modern Warfare III Black Ops, and getting my dick sucked at teh same time.
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    i play on a private password-protected server that severely punishes anyone who doesn't play the game the way it's intended; hackers, stream snipers, anything

    it's legit to be a bandit though as long as you're fighting fair
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    also sacriel's dayz videos are awesome http://www.youtube.com/user/sacriel42/videos?view=0
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli View Post
    The main objecteive of retard autist game iis to --> walk. Yes thats right all u need 2 do is press the "w" key or adctualy in this game the walk forwar key is j because the wsad keys are reserved for setting your riefle scope into ultra realistic mode. If u feel like ur walkeing too fast, slow it down anotch and enjoy the game... If u feel like ur walking too slow, shut teh fuck up and enjoy teh 2001-era scenerey. So u guys can play walk around until u die from a shot u cant see from some guy in teh forsest, Ill be playing Modern Warfare 3 Call of Duty Modern Warfare III Black Ops, and getting my dick sucked at teh same time.
    you dont even need to press w if you bring up the steam overlay while you're character is walking and take it away your character is left automatically walking forwards if you dont press any other movement keys you just sit back and watch the automatic walking sim

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    ruby earlier today i actually searched the forum to find that thread and re-watch the video because i forgot your youtube username

    now that i understand what actually happened there i lolled
    my username on everything I've ever registered is rubycalaber good job forgetting it

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    lol found an alice pack just lying in a hallway well after daybreak checked the server list its gone from two people to like ten people

    Logging The Fuck Out
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    The only cool thing about dayz is kiling someone and takeing their completely useless shit they cary around and then watching them get rly rly mad about it
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    barry i'm a serious gamer i logged in before sunrise to get close to the power plant while it was dark and tapped W all the way across a field to make it happen none of this casual out for a smoke bullshit
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    Quote Originally Posted by jon View Post
    barry i'm a serious gamer i logged in before sunrise to get close to the power plant while it was dark and tapped W all the way across a field to make it happen none of this casual out for a smoke bullshit
    if i saw you in the game and i didnt know you i would kill you
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