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    let's act like a gay normal forum and do gay normal poster shit, like tell each other about our favorite songs and whatever

    "I can help you change, turn your moments into pleasure. Say the word and we'll be well upon our way. Blend and balance, pain and comfort, deep within you, til you will not want me any other way."
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    why don't you shut the fuck up already! Go push some carts.
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    reported for hurting my feelings
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    marco, seriously...
    ...be nice, please

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    are you serious?
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    seriously, why are you so mean?

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    I took the red pill long ago. You're still in the Matrix.
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    the governments out to get him and he lashes out at anyone who thinks he's a quack
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    non-sequitor

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    buttplugs, the future of America. We're doomed. I declair jihad on all you retarded fucks.
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    those are false assumptions about me. I have a solution to everything, to protect our species from a life of robotic fascist compliance, but no one is listening.
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    The white race is 14% of the planet population. Your stupidity is not helping.
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    Here's my 5 point plan:
    1. Legalize drugs; require classes to be taken on their safe use before one can buy them
    - No more crime; illegal organizations which only exist due to the legal status of narcotics would disband.
    - Tax money from drugs, woo hoo

    2. Cut military spending by 1/3
    - this would free up more than enough money in the federal budget to solve everything else I'm about to mention

    3. Reform education
    - investing education will return a benefit to the economy exponentially

    4. Reform the medical system

    5. Live in a world where peace and understanding thrive
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    Plug Drugs 2016
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    2. Cut military spending by 1/3
    - this would free up more than enough money in the federal budget to solve everything else I'm about to mention
    no it woudlnt
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    Now, here's the reasons why people are too stubborn to get my 5 point plan rolling:
    1. If drugs were legalized, there would be no more racist drug laws designed to keep the urban population in check in a life of poverty and servitude.

    2. If we cut the military budget, we wouldn't be able to take over other countries and jack their shit; or protect Israel; or sit comfortably on both sides of Iran to discourage them from hostility.

    3. The current educational system in this country is profiting off dumb young people and putting them into insurmountable debt, so they are stuck in the system.

    4. The pharmaceutical industry profits from doctors not actually knowing how to do their job; they lobby and prevent reform.
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    but you'll put doli out of his service job at Walgreens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Camoron View Post
    no it woudlnt
    Military spending is close to a trillion dollars. If you freed up 333 billion dollars, yes, you would have enough money to reform education and the medical system.
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    let's act like
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    Quote Originally Posted by macpro View Post
    why don't you shut the fuck up already! Go push some carts.
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    but i have good ideas =( we dont have to live in a world where people hate and kill each other
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    Here's my 5 point plan:
    1. Legalize drugs; require classes to be taken on their safe use before one can buy them
    - No more crime; illegal organizations which only exist due to the legal status of narcotics would disband.
    - Tax money from drugs, woo hoo

    2. Cut military spending by 1/3
    - this would free up more than enough money in the federal budget to solve everything else I'm about to mention

    3. Reform education
    - investing education will return a benefit to the economy exponentially

    4. Reform the medical system

    5. Live in a world where peace and understanding thrive
    this is officially the dumbest fucking thing you ever said
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    but i have good ideas =( we dont have to live in a world where people hate and kill each other
    you don;t have to live in that world, suicide is easy and fun
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    you don;t have to live in that world, suicide is easy and fun
    lol. fun.
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    I am adolf hitler, commander of the third reich
    little known fact: also dope on the mic
    you are vader, with your little boots and cape
    and a helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face
    you have the force to move objects,
    i am a force truly evil
    even went back in time
    and turned you whack in the prequel
    cause look at you, you´re not even a real person
    i preferred you in spaceballs, the rick moranis version

    You can´t rhyme agains the dark side of the force
    why even bother?
    So may dudes been with your mom
    who even knows if I´m your father?
    you´re a pissed off little prick,
    with a napoleon dick,
    you call that a mustache?
    I call that dirty sanchez on your lip
    you bitch, let me remind you who you´re messing with
    everything that you did, i´m the motherfucker who invented it
    i´m the original dark lord you´re like the sorcerer´s apprentice
    my stormtroopers make yours look like someone
    took a piece of shit and cloned it.

    You stink vader, your style smells something sour
    you need to wash up, dawg here, step in my shower.
    i´ll turn all your friends against you
    just my speeches breed haters
    what´s your lightsaber vs a clan of all your white neighbors

    suck my robot balls, now take a step back
    and let me freeze yours off.
    a little carbonite bath, for your goose stepping ass.
    we´ll call my homeboy in israel, see who got the last laugh

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    peace through power




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    [Hook 1:]
    When I step in the place throw your hands in the sky
    AHH, Come on fucking guy
    These girls can't have me and it makes them fucking cry
    AHH, Come on fucking guy
    On my way to court in a suit and a tie
    AHH, Come on fucking guy
    My brother's in the can and won't get out 'til next July
    AHH, Come on fucking guy

    [Verse 1: Chuggo]

    The people are shit
    That's how I feel (ha!)
    I'll smash ya fucking head
    That's how I'm real (yeah)
    Anything you need
    That's what I deal
    My stomach was empty
    That's why I steal (what)

    I don't trust nobody
    That's why I don't blink (yeah)
    Whatever gets me drunk
    That's what I drink (burp)
    I fuck all day (ha)
    That's why I stink
    Bitches love the blanco
    All covered in ink

    The kids buy my shit
    That's how I get cash (ha)
    Bitches see them kids buyin'
    That's how I get ass
    I grew up inside a stripper
    That's why I'm trashed
    Remy Martin in my glass
    That's how I've got class

    Rappers got me angry
    That's why I'm pissed (ha)
    They're all fucking garbage
    That's why they got dissed
    The girls come to see me
    Because they can't fuck
    You'll never sell records
    Because your rap sucks (brap)

    I heard your shit comeback
    Saying my name with that gun chat
    Your mom's box smells like a muskrat
    I'm a knockout
    You're a love tap
    You wanna go against Chuggo? Yo, fuck that!
    (You wanna go against Chuggo, yo fuck that!)

    I'll put a sign on your back that says "I can't rap"
    And a bruise on your face that says "I can't scrap"
    The way bitches shut you down screams "I can't mack"
    You're a filthy piece of shit and you ain't got jack (fucker)

    [Hook 2:]

    You can catch me in the alleyway gettin' drunk and high
    AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
    Smilin' at every sexy bitch that's walkin by
    AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
    Shots of whiskey and bottles of Molson dry
    AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
    Fuckin with me, you must really wanna die
    AHH, Come on fuckin' guy

    [Verse 2: Chuggo]

    I put mayonnaise on everything
    That's how I eat
    Lakeshore boulevard
    That's how I'm street
    Can't say no to pussy
    That's how I'm weak
    ..And I've been told I'm only nice when I sleep
    Loud with a slur
    That's how I speak
    In your lobby with a knife
    That's how I creep
    Drown in the lake
    And get found in the creek
    Blue in the face
    Cement surroundin your feet
    You talked shit
    And that was the beef
    That's why I'm gonna roll up
    And smash in ya teeth
    See that fire right there?
    That was the heat
    You deserve a good beating
    That's my belief
    See that kid stealin? (yeah)
    That was a thief
    See them dudes behind him? (yeah)
    That's the police
    See this date right here? (what)
    That's my release
    And when I get out
    I'm comin back with a piece

    You suckers know
    Who's the baddest in town (what)
    I treat pussy like weed
    Cause I pass it around
    I'll throw my hands toward your neck
    Then I'll wrap 'em around (ohh)
    And it'll be months before your body's
    Actually found

    You see this cash? (yeah)
    That's obscene profit
    You see these rocks? (yeah)
    The fiends want it
    You see these pounds? (yeah)
    You need chronic
    I treat the pavement like Tampax
    BECAUSE SOME BITCHES BLEED ON IT!

    [Hook 3:]

    Your album's fuckin garbage and you're livin a lie
    AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
    Your product is shit nobody wants to buy
    AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
    That bitch sucks dick but she's actin all shy
    AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
    She brought me to her house and I put it in her pie
    AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
    I pulled out of her mouth and I put it in her eye
    AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
    She blew me in front of a lesbian and another guy
    AHH, Come on fuckin' guy
    I called Jose Brigay(?) and we all got high
    AHH, Come on fuckin' guy

    Come on fucking guy! (fucka)

    Yo my friend you ain't my friend no more my friend

    Come on fucking guy!


    isnt that commona nd current?
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    ive fucked more germans than the treaty of versailles AHHH CMON FUCKIN GUY (i made that one up)
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