Anyone in the mood to pretend like this isn't a troll forum for one thread? Post your favorite song lyrics!

[Plug Drugs]

let's act like a gay normal forum and do gay normal poster shit, like tell each other about our favorite songs and whatever

"I can help you change, turn your moments into pleasure. Say the word and we'll be well upon our way. Blend and balance, pain and comfort, deep within you, til you will not want me any other way."

[macpro]

why don't you shut the fuck up already! Go push some carts.

[maks]

why don't you shut the fuck up already! Go push some carts.

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reported for hurting my feelings

marco, seriously...
...be nice, please

[macpro]

are you serious?

seriously, why are you so mean?

[macpro]

I took the red pill long ago. You're still in the Matrix.

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the governments out to get him and he lashes out at anyone who thinks he's a quack

non-sequitor

[macpro]

buttplugs, the future of America. We're doomed. I declair jihad on all you retarded fucks.

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Here's my 5 point plan:
1. Legalize drugs; require classes to be taken on their safe use before one can buy them
- No more crime; illegal organizations which only exist due to the legal status of narcotics would disband.
- Tax money from drugs, woo hoo

2. Cut military spending by 1/3
- this would free up more than enough money in the federal budget to solve everything else I'm about to mention

3. Reform education
- investing education will return a benefit to the economy exponentially

4. Reform the medical system

5. Live in a world where peace and understanding thrive

2. Cut military spending by 1/3
- this would free up more than enough money in the federal budget to solve everything else I'm about to mention

no it woudlnt

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no it woudlnt

Military spending is close to a trillion dollars. If you freed up 333 billion dollars, yes, you would have enough money to reform education and the medical system.

[Cody]

Here's my 5 point plan:
1. Legalize drugs; require classes to be taken on their safe use before one can buy them
- No more crime; illegal organizations which only exist due to the legal status of narcotics would disband.
- Tax money from drugs, woo hoo

2. Cut military spending by 1/3
- this would free up more than enough money in the federal budget to solve everything else I'm about to mention

3. Reform education
- investing education will return a benefit to the economy exponentially

4. Reform the medical system

5. Live in a world where peace and understanding thrive

this is officially the dumbest fucking thing you ever said

[Plug Drugs]

this is officially the dumbest fucking thing you ever said

lol, hick jackass

[Cody]

lol, hick jackass

yeah lets spend less money on faggots who want to kill us and spend more money training a huger crop of pacifist liberal faggots, this will help us

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Now, here's the reasons why people are too stubborn to get my 5 point plan rolling:
1. If drugs were legalized, there would be no more racist drug laws designed to keep the urban population in check in a life of poverty and servitude.

2. If we cut the military budget, we wouldn't be able to take over other countries and jack their shit; or protect Israel; or sit comfortably on both sides of Iran to discourage them from hostility.

3. The current educational system in this country is profiting off dumb young people and putting them into insurmountable debt, so they are stuck in the system.

4. The pharmaceutical industry profits from doctors not actually knowing how to do their job; they lobby and prevent reform.

[Plug Drugs]

those are false assumptions about me. I have a solution to everything, to protect our species from a life of robotic fascist compliance, but no one is listening.

[macpro]

The white race is 14% of the planet population. Your stupidity is not helping.

[macpro]

but you'll put doli out of his service job at Walgreens.

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[jon]

let's act like

> trolling

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but i have good ideas =( we dont have to live in a world where people hate and kill each other

[maks]

but i have good ideas =( we dont have to live in a world where people hate and kill each other

you don;t have to live in that world, suicide is easy and fun

[macpro]

you don;t have to live in that world, suicide is easy and fun

lol. fun.

[rubycalaber]

I am adolf hitler, commander of the third reich
little known fact: also dope on the mic
you are vader, with your little boots and cape
and a helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face
you have the force to move objects,
i am a force truly evil
even went back in time
and turned you whack in the prequel
cause look at you, you´re not even a real person
i preferred you in spaceballs, the rick moranis version

You can´t rhyme agains the dark side of the force
why even bother?
So may dudes been with your mom
who even knows if I´m your father?
you´re a pissed off little prick,
with a napoleon dick,
you call that a mustache?
I call that dirty sanchez on your lip
you bitch, let me remind you who you´re messing with
everything that you did, i´m the motherfucker who invented it
i´m the original dark lord you´re like the sorcerer´s apprentice
my stormtroopers make yours look like someone
took a piece of shit and cloned it.

You stink vader, your style smells something sour
you need to wash up, dawg here, step in my shower.
i´ll turn all your friends against you
just my speeches breed haters
what´s your lightsaber vs a clan of all your white neighbors

suck my robot balls, now take a step back
and let me freeze yours off.
a little carbonite bath, for your goose stepping ass.
we´ll call my homeboy in israel, see who got the last laugh

peace through power