I just got back from seeing ron swanson at foxwoods

[maks]

his wife was the opening act

megan mullaly is hot

[macpro]

[jon]

did he bless your wheelchair with his moustache

[maks]

did he bless your wheelchair with his moustache

he mostly did george carlin's act with an emphasis on making your own furniture. then his wife's band came back up and he sang 'hits from the bong' by cypress hill

Jesus I could have gone to see azis ansari but they were sold out of all non individual seats

[maks]

Jesus I could have gone to see azis ansari but they were sold out of all non individual seats

why didn't you bring your girlfriend? I went with mine, I wouldn't even consider going to a stand-up show by myself

[maks]

they had the same bass player but the chick on piano was a hot blonde

why didn't you bring your girlfriend? I went with mine, I wouldn't even consider going to a stand-up show by myself

thatis what i meant, they dindt have any group seating only individual seats

yeah i dont wanna sit ext to any hot girls or anything they would just ruin the show for me

[maks]

his wife does like 1930's cabaret style music with (I think) her daughter

thursday night I was close enough to touch this chick

thursday night I was close enough to touch this chick[/B]

did you look up her skirt?

[maks]

did you look up her skirt?

I was in the balcony so no I looked down her shirt instead

isnt that one of the gay guys from will and grace?

[maks]

I dunno I never saw will and grace but according to the wife's wikipedia page she was on it

CHANNDDDLLLEERRRRRr

[jon]

when he makes fun of indians, he's funny

[jon]

aziz ansari is not that funny

aziz ansari is not that funny

yeh i never used to think so when I saw his standup but hes grown on me since ive watched him on Parks and Rec

I still dont know if I would enjoy his standup though

[maks]

I've never been outside the casinos, I went driving around the reservation yesterday and they have signs all over that say "all actions subject to tribal law" and it makes me nervous because I assume the casinos also fall under tribal law and I have no fucking idea what tribal law is am I going to get scalped for disrespecting nature or something

[maks]

that guy must be more popular than ron swanson then because half of the mgm grand was empty last night

[Genital Doli]

did teh universe eimplode when u went to go see him

that guy must be more popular than ron swanson then because half of the mgm grand was empty last night

they had 2 shows at the city opera house, one with 3 seats left and one with 10 seats left, but all the seats were literally separate from each other because they stupidly let people pick whatever seat they want when they buy tickets, and assholes leave "buffer zone" seats open that nobody wants because who the fuck goes to a show by themsleves? its rly stupid and all the remaining seats were completely isolated by themselves

[Genital Doli]

ron swanson is litraly marks

Some bitch just stopped me downtown in frint of the bar and told me I was like john travolta I was so self confident walking around the street I was like uhhh lol

[maks]

did teh universe eimplode when u went to go see him

no but when his wife said she was going to do one more song I yelled freebird and that bitch heard me

Some bitch just stopped me downtown in frint of the bar and told me I was like john travolta I was so self confident walking around the street I was like uhhh lol

You could have fucked that ggirl you know, women don't just compliment people it always means they want the d