how can i get an awkward, near-suicidal married woman to leave me alone without her going into some depressive deathspiral

[maks]

don't flatter yourself... toddlers and tiaras is on and that seemed much more entertaining than bickering with a guy in a wheelchair over my buttlicking from 5 years ago...

who's bickering? I'm bringing it up because your embarrassing moments are funny to me and nothing you could say is ever going to change that, butt licker