how can i get an awkward, near-suicidal married woman to leave me alone without her going into some depressive deathspiral

[maks]

and you say i'm a shit poster yet so far i've made the most epic thread on the board...

if you'd stick to making rage posts full of laughable legal threats all the time I would have no problem with you, but for every post like that there's a thousand vapid insights and uninspired observations and that's where your posting style falls apart