is it possible to die from being too cool and having sex with too many hot girls

[maks]

I'm not getting defense lol just thought it was funny garfield tries so hard to get a handsome fine scholar like myself to pay attention to him

garfield's got this complex where he needs to feel like he's the prettiest girl in the room but in reality he looks a bit like a garden gnome

I don't have facial hair im senstive about that

you're actually pretty lucky, shaving is a big pain in the ass