ok i finally got my m0nde scale program working

[timmy]

<?php

print "\n\nHow fat is m0nde on a scale of 1-10?";
$input = trim(fgets(STDIN));

//***input***

if($input <= 3)
  { 
   $m0nde = leanonoppositeday;
  }
else
  {
   if($input <=5)
     {
      $m0nde = fatbadcirculation;
     }
   else
      {
       if($input <=8)
         {
          $m0nde = obeselacksdiscipline;
         }
       else
          {
            if($net >9)
            {
            $m0nde = fatfuckheartattack;
            }
          }
      }     
  } 

//***output***

print "\n\nm0nde is $m0nde..";
print "\n\n";


?>

its pretty accurate