You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Are you horny?
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
You: yep
Stranger: Slighlt
Stranger: *y
You: do you have a penis stranger?
Stranger: Nope
You: yay i do
You: we are compatible
Stranger: :P
You: lolz
You: ok well its almost a penis
Stranger: Well okay then...
Stranger: WhT???
You: i mean like i am bigger than a squirrell
You: sorta
Stranger: ....
You: a squirrell is a little thicker i think
Stranger: What how?
Stranger: Wtf im so confused, a squirrel penis???
You: well i was curious so i trapped one once and i gave it a blowjob
You: i dont recommend that
You: i got really scratched up
Stranger: Shiiiit
Stranger: You were bored huh?
You: finally did it though, yep, im the only man that exer sexed up a squirrell
Stranger: Bleh
You: oh hey baby do you have red hair?
Stranger: Never gonna forget that O.O
Stranger: Nope...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.