Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
it's life script shit, people do it because both TV and grandma tell them they'er supposed to
1. He doesn't have much time left since he probably took 25 years off his life already
2. He wants to take her off the market permanently before some other larper guy steals her away
3. He's seen how ugly females can get (lisa) and doesn't wanna risk getting stuck with someone like that
4. She holds his dick when he has to piss...