passive aggressive vs aggressive

[Plug Drugs]

Whenever I got a panic attack I'd think that I was exposed to some kind of drug that accidentally got in my system, and was having an overdose. Did the company making those caffeine pills I took one of maybe put a massive dose of caffeine in their pills by accident? I bet those crazy offbrand caffeine pill companies don't have any FDA regulations and don't use any caution when making them. Hell, they even might have bumped up the amount of caffeine in each pill to some obscenely massive dose just to increase sales. Holy shit I feel weird, I bet that's what happened, I should go to a hospital!

By the way, if such a thing did ever actually happen to you, good fucking luck having the hospital be able to figure it out, lol. They can't figure out shit besides going out on hot dates with pharmaceutical company reps for anal sex, and making it to the insurance company's price manipulation co-op pyramid scheme gay orgy on wednesday nights.