by now you've surely noticed that being forced to pick a fight with me every time you log doesn't end up being some massive source of entertainment you expect it to be, it just makes coming here an emotional trudge for you

you need to be able to face the present. 2006 is gone; the internet you knew and love is dead. Everyone fucking moved on. You're one of the last people left still defending it who hasn't started making compromises. You're going to have to move on some day - the only people still left here are the ones who haven't been able to.

Trolling is dead; all the major sites conspired to kill it off for good, because it wasn't any longer doing anyone any good. You can't stop the flood, no one can