yeah mike we totally pretended to be you popping whatever the fuck horsepills on tinychat and sperging the fuck out saying you were gonna kill yourself

i was there, i watched you. that bullshit about being all sweaty from riding your exercise bike, it was fear of dying. you're the beta male that even other beta males make fun of. You looked up to urkel as your cool black role model in life and when you realized you can't even be that cool you just wanted to snuff it, but you have no fucking ballz.