Quote Originally Posted by m0nde View Post
do you think cag will eventually do to jon what she did to the other two boys who fell in love with her?


Quote Originally Posted by jon View Post
operator as fuck. you'll be glad to know i signed up to take gunfighting classes at the same academy the media claimed he went to. the owner denies it but w/e it's for dem lulz
I presumed he was able to literally bunker the piggy like he was paintballing (while under fire and after faking left and suppressing him and cutting the pie in one fluid motion sheeeeeit) because he had been deployed in Afghanistan but it would not surprise me if the US military doesn't give you any sort of useful close quarters combat training and you have to go to a privately run gun course to learn how to win a fight that doesn't involve trying not to fall asleep while you sit at a guard post all day hello cberry