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[Wendy <3]

to be honest it is weird and creepy and probably goes back to jon's parents spanking him with a paddle with his name on it so now his close relationships are domination based with distressing BDSM undertones

Is that the reason he turned out so mental? I was expecting to hear about his dad pushing his shit in and making him wear diapers until he was 20 or something

robert downy jrs head is literally too big in the original poster since they photoshop his head on there worse than what I usually do lmao

is that mew (dessoh) with him now? i don't even really know who mew is. i think i may have seen her in a movie.

[rubycalaber]

Is that the reason he turned out so mental? I was expecting to hear about his dad pushing his shit in and making him wear diapers until he was 20 or something

that's what he told us as an example of firm parenting, so god knows what he wont talk about that he doesn't think is defensible

is that mew (dessoh) with him now? i don't even really know who mew is. i think i may have seen her in a movie.

she is in a great documentary about jon and cag called 10 cloverfield lane

[maks]

fun fact I was the first person on the forum to see cag's tits (but certainly not the last) she made me a topless picture sign I didn't even ask her for it she did it because I was a "nice man"

she is in a great documentary about jon and cag called 10 cloverfield lane

oh that was her! fucing excellent movie other than the ending. i think the guy who played jon was in the big lebowski and did some nf shit with roseanne barr

[maks]

yeah he used to fuck roseanne when she was still a chick

don't mae me confuse him with tom arnold. that guy needs a beating.

[maks]

you're thinking of randy quaid

oh right. didn't he end up a street person?

[maks]

no he ran away to canada because a secret cabal of hitmen who prey on hollywood stars is after him

[rubycalaber]

lmao, teknorat had me download all his videos



please note the barking dog in the background, the quintessential lizard background music, up there with the perpetually crying neglected baby

[rubycalaber]

oh I missed an obvious joke there

rare vid of cag and jon

[juji]

I have been reading this entire thread and I don't fucking care, cag is mine now. End of Discussion.

CAG DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TO CHECK THIS FORUM YOU KNOW BETTER WHAT IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU

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[maks]

shure, I can come out n help y'all get yer tractor started, I just gots to tie my girlfriend up in the broom closet and I'll be on my way

[maks]

shusta is lithuanian for misogynistic dickweed

[juji]

My job is much better than any of your current job because I always fucking solve their problems what they are looking, I deserve cag because she is my important reward and none of your fucking business.

CAG MAKE A DINNER FOR ME NOW

[maks]

I'm such an alpha male that I can only keep a woman by literally locking her in the house and separating her from any reminder of a unique identity, thereby breaking her will and ensuring she'll never realize what a shitty partner I am

ps I read 4chan and post pictures from 4chan in 2016 and I am in my mid to late 30's

[maks]

ps I'm ramen as fuck

do you think cag will eventually do to jon what she did to the other two boys who fell in love with her?

I've always been surprised that all you guys are this involved in each others lives lmao.

But anyway.... Since it seems like cag is possibly a big slut I wonder if Jon will ever allow her to be the true slut she is and become her cuckold husband. Sitting in a chair in the corner watching her get railed by a guy she's only known for a short period of time but he's going in raw and leaving a cream pie for him to clean up

well now that you've pput that out there, let's see how he responds

cag opened herself up to everyone on the forum, it is hard to not get involved

Jon should let her open up those legs to everyone

[Wendy <3]

I hope they both die

[jon]

"dodging don't be silly"

no you literally just did again. you used the excuse "my router went out" to prohibit your pet to post on the forum. you are literally insane and literally too insecure to face any of these claims without "haha i don't care". you're ramen as fuck.

i'm not sure you read that at all, nevermind correctly. i IP banned the forum on the router deliberately, and the service going out (maybe a year later?) brought about me doing a firmware reset on the phone with their level 2, which erases those settings.

she knew. she just chose not to come back and post.

[jon]

rare gif of jon going on a rampage after cag leaves him

operator as fuck. you'll be glad to know i signed up to take gunfighting classes at the same academy the media claimed he went to. the owner denies it but w/e it's for dem lulz

[maks]

doing a firmware reset on the phone with their level 2, which erases those settings.

you write code for a living but you needed tech support to help you flash your router

are you retarded or just an idiot savant

[maks]

also why do you keep talking about your router anyway it wasn't just the forum you made her go and delete everyone on the forum from steam you probably also held her hand over the stove or something because you're a living lifetime network original movie villain

[juji]

open carry, manipulation, blacklist in router, opinionated programmer, lack of confidence in society, etc.

What kind of a freak creepy albanian muslim to describe a word?