there are several great news laws that will now take effect

in OK, a shall-issue state, open carry is now completely legal. essentially anyone who is not a felon may get a CHL, which the state is required to issue, buy a gun, and wear it openly on his or her hip


in WA and CO marijuana is legal but there are already market interventions packaged with the law to allow for them to continue arresting traffickers. this will allow both states to compare the federal matching funds for DEA support against the taxes collected on marijuana sales and then decide how to fleece more money from you (lol, democrats)


in MD, WA and somewhere else nobody cares about that is adjacent to canada, same-sex marriages will become legal, so fags will emigrate en masse from states where they are by and large unwelcome. i don't think that could possibly get any better

worst outcome of the evening: elizabeth warren is now a senator. this is an abject tragedy, even though scott brown deserved to get booted

comedy option: angus king won in maine