i gotta crush on lisa tee hee

[Plug Drugs]

might pull an arbeu and bug her constantly and cry on cam to her begging her to go out with me and carve her name into my arm,
jk you'd have to be a total psychotic pathetic faggot to do all that

[dcent]

I found this pic of lisa.

dont let her know I showed it to you..... I respect her as a woman...... but a woman as beautiful as her deserves to be shared.

passed around so to speak.

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

you're sweet

but a bit too young for me don't you think?

[Plug Drugs]

love does not care about age or distance

[Plug Drugs]

well, maybe distance, you are literally on the other side of the planet after all

[Plug Drugs]

i dont know.. fucking msn

[juji]

ummm, Lisa is not sexy as Charlize Theron

[Plug Drugs]

i heard chicks dig money, check out my benjamins

[juji]

i heard chicks dig money, check out my benjamins

is that you?

[Plug Drugs]

did i mention i am beer-bonging champion?

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

well, maybe distance, you are literally on the other side of the planet after all

I am and more than a decade older than you

[Plug Drugs]

i am also expert with samurai sword (i could defend us from orcs, bears, and zombies)

[Plug Drugs]

I am and more than a decade older than you

hmm good point

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

did i mention i am beer-bonging champion?

very impressive

hey I spewed on myself the other day, I was really hungover and went to the supermarket to get some vitamin water and I was just outside and there way this fat 15 year old chick walking past me and I just involuntarily spewed and didn't turn around quick enough so I ended up spewing on my leg and she kept walking and I could tell she wanted to stop and look back because I spewed on myself just as she walked past but she didn't and just kept walking

lol, it was gross

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

i am also expert with samurai sword (i could defend us from orcs, bears, and zombies)

I'm like a feral ninja

[Plug Drugs]

i was violently hungover 2 days ago but went in to work anyways, and started puking right in front of my manager after having a discussion about how i can't take any more sick days.. after throwing up, i just said "hmmm better go find a mop bucket and clean this up, eh?" with him just staring at me mouth wide-open

[plusle riot]

did i mention i am beer-bonging champion?

lol chunky junkie

[Plug Drugs]

lol chunky junkie

eh fuck you that was about 5 years ago when i was prescribed seroquel and gained a ton of weight. I live in poverty right now and am skin and bones basically

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

I once pooed myself at work... I was working at cyber clean, cleaning inside servers and electrical equipment... and I'd wear these big overalls..... anyway I was inside a server cleaning it and for some reason, like this has never happened to me any other time.... but I just shit myself.... so I put down the equipment and walked over to my boss and said, "I have to go home now, I shat myself"..... She said, "What?".... I repeated, "I have to go home now, I shat myself.".... it took her a couple of seconds to register what I was saying then she gingerly patted me on the shoulder and said, "ok" and walked away from me

[skrizach]

eh fuck you that was about 5 years ago when i was prescribed seroquel and gained a ton of weight. I live in poverty right now and am skin and bones basically

cute ;)

[juji]

Plug Drugs, how much debt do you have?

lol chunky junkie

like the ice cream but instead of fudge and walnuts it has hypodermic needles

[Plug Drugs]

I once pooed myself at work... I was working at cyber clean, cleaning inside servers and electrical equipment... and I'd wear these big overalls..... anyway I was inside a server cleaning it and for some reason, like this has never happened to me any other time.... but I just shit myself.... so I put down the equipment and walked over to my boss and said, "I have to go home now, I shat myself"..... She said, "What?".... I repeated, "I have to go home now, I shat myself.".... it took her a couple of seconds to register what I was saying then she gingerly patted me on the shoulder and said, "ok" and walked away from me

jesus haha, i dont have any stories that match that, although one time in high school i walked home at lunch so i could eat a bunch of ambien then walk back to school.. The last thing I remember is walking back to school. Based on other's accounts of that day, I was running around the hallways of the school seeing double of everyone, and trying to catch their "evil twin"

[timmy]

did i mention i am beer-bonging champion?

this is the guy that tells everyone new to arguing with him "i read nietzsche do you even know how to pronounce his name"

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

the funniest thing was watching her reaction, how long it took it her to realise what I was saying and then the very ginger and akward pat on the shoulder before backing away

[timmy]

janitor shits their pants more news at 11

[Plug Drugs]

this is the guy that tells everyone new to arguing with him "i read nietzsche do you even know how to pronounce his name"

damn right

[timmy]

that wasnt a compliment

[Plug Drugs]

here's a stack of what i was reading one month in junior year of high school barry

[Plug Drugs]

so go fuck yourself