lisa how many cats do u own

[xoxo]

I'm going to be like the crazy cat lady on the Simpsons when I grow up

throwing cats and university degrees at people

[skrizach]

I'm going to be like the crazy cat lady on the Simpsons when I grow up

throwing cats and university degrees at people

earlier today my wife was like "there was a cat in the parking garage at work I wanted to bring it home with me" and I was like
"WE ALREADY HAVE TWO CATS WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER!" and then like 5 minutes later I was laying on the ground playing with one of the cats and she literally threw the other cat on me I was like "IT'S HAPPENING!"