New Year Resolutions ITT

[rubycalaber]

dreams I had featuring marks in 2011:

May 17th - woke up at: 10:26

then I had a dream that I was on my computer looking at the ytmnd frontpage that had loads of adds for community on it and Clay from the forums said he needed sceencaps from the episode the ads were from to make a ytmnd making fun of it and then we were sitting on my mothers bed together but not in a gay way watching the episode on tv which he said was unfunny and it started with a scene of Annie trying to flirt with Marks98 who needed some weird device from her that was like a cube with a different color of a geliten form dye stretched across each face that you put a screw through to get the color to paint with or something and when she handed it over she wanted to chat more but marks was like oh sorry I dont even remember your name and walked off and she was like ;_; and then the episode advanced and the Community cast had gotten into a battle of the bands with the cast from Lost and this was taking place outside the White House while Obama watched from a throne on the front steps and the cast of Lost were playing all these different styles of music in a huge like 12 person band and Jeff was like uhhhh we're screwed and then race swap ruby who looked like a cross between Micheal from Lost and ted stevens got up on stage and the crowd were like U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! and race swap me got on the mic infront of millions of people and was like "you know scotland's nice and all... but they hate america over there... they all like... they all fat... and stupid... but to be honest... I fucking love america... I FUCKING LOVE AMERICA!!! GET BACK TO ME WHEN YOU'VE WALKED ON THE MOON GET BACK TO ME WHEN YOU'VE INVENTED THE INTERNET GET BACK TO ME WHEN YOUVE WON TWO WORLD WARS GET BACK TO ME WHEN YOU'VE KILLED!!! OSAMA!!! BIN LADEN!!!" and the crowd went aboslutely fucking apeshit and then Obama came down onto the stage and hugged race swap me and then my POV receaded back to where I was watching this on my TV while in my bed with Britta but in a romantic way and she was like "what a load of shit, ugh" and then I woke up


July 11th - woke up at: 14:57

then I had a dream that started out kind of abstract and got more and more vivid as it went along and it was about going to the opticians with trollinator and we were just walking out and then my like mind went to the forums where marks98 was posting about how he found "an old rotary camera" whatever that is on the street and then I walked in the frontdoor of my house and marks was there with this oldschool big boxy camera from the like 1920s and I told him he should take some more pictures and get them developed in case theres something cool on there like some child porn and then I had a power drill in my hand that he'd let me borrow and now marks was standing next to me in my room and I gave the drill back to him but I had broken the drillbit thing but he didnt seem to care like he had loads of them and he just threw it into the bin and then I went into the bathroom and looked at my eyes in the mirror and where my iris or whatever you call the colored bit met the white bit of my eye on my right eye was like torn and you could see the red meat in the fissure and there was another tear down at the bottom and I was like goddamn it the optician must have fucked me up somehow


October 6th - woke up at: 18:27

had a like kind of a nightmare from talking about that girl who kissed me once in that ANTM thread where it turned out that she was a member of the forum and she read my thread and found out who I was and then she posted my real name and phone number on the forum and was making fun of me calling me a nerd virgin loser and I remember marks replying to her thread saying no one cares I was like oh nooooooooooo I'm getting owned on the net and turned off my computer because I couldnt deal with it and then I layed in bed listening to the radio and I had a bowl full of baked patatoes that I was eating and then Ash from this radio show the James Wales show came on the radio and was like yeah you eat those baked patatoes you fat greedy fucking pieces of shit you make me fucking sick and I was like god I cant do anything without getting owned and then I woke up and was like oh thank fuck it was just a dream

thanks for defending me on the forums and letting me borrow a drill in my dreams brah

[maks]

thanks for defending me on the forums and letting me borrow a drill in my dreams brah

it was the least I could do

I don't write down my dreams but you've been features in at least 2 of them that I remember, once you were sick and me and clay were trying to save you and the other time my cousin was making a movie and it turned out you were involved somehow but I don't remember how

[rubycalaber]

you were sick and me and clay were trying to save you

an accurate metaphor for my computer problems lmao

[maks]

an accurate metaphor for my computer problems lmao

did you ever get that taken care of?