how can i get an awkward, near-suicidal married woman to leave me alone without her going into some depressive deathspiral

[blumpkin blownuts]

[blumpkin blownuts]

doesn't think (doesn't care that) husband still loves her etc

[maks]

"Leave me alone, you stupid annoying cunt".

[blumpkin blownuts]

we've been friends for awhile and i'd really like to keep it that way
as insecure as she is i wish she could see how uncomfortable this is making me

[maks]

"My threads are doing iron man numbers and I don't care anymore".

just tell iwc that maks thinks her mouth cancer is hot and she'll attach herself to him instead...

[blumpkin blownuts]

i wouldnt fend off iwc even if she has a million husbands

[maks]

drug her, write your forum friend's names on her forehead in marker, have her lick your asshole, and post pictures of the whole affair on /b/

maks white knighting itt... except he's riding a white wheelchair, not a horse...

[maks]

who am I white knighting exactly? from my perspective I merely made my millionth crack about the 'shit was so ca$h' incident. you should prepare for a million more, because it is never going to stop being funny.

[maks]

I should actually thank you for posting itt and giving me a chance to remind everyone what a gigantic whore you are. and fat. oh my god, so fucking fat.

[Lexi Persimmons]

I thought you was gay. Why is this a problem?

[maks]

let the record show that ramen logged off after I posted that, another flawless victory for marks98

[blumpkin blownuts]

i dont fuck with other guys' women
and if i were to even consider doign so she'd have to have both looks and game and this lady's got neither

faglerchat the grate

[maks]

i dont fuck with other guys' women
and if i were to even consider doign so she'd have to have both looks and game and this lady's got neither

I really don't know what you're asking, bob. You said you wanted her to leave you alone, I promise you that "Leave me alone, you stupid annoying cunt" would make her leave you alone.

ps ramen licks butts

let the record show that ramen logged off after I posted that, another flawless victory for marks98

don't flatter yourself... toddlers and tiaras is on and that seemed much more entertaining than bickering with a guy in a wheelchair over my buttlicking from 5 years ago...

[blumpkin blownuts]

i just want to be friends with her, no more

[maks]

don't flatter yourself... toddlers and tiaras is on and that seemed much more entertaining than bickering with a guy in a wheelchair over my buttlicking from 5 years ago...

who's bickering? I'm bringing it up because your embarrassing moments are funny to me and nothing you could say is ever going to change that, butt licker

[maks]

i just want to be friends with her, no more

Then say "i just want to be friends with you, no more".

[maks]

also tell her that ramen licks butts, it will lighten the mood

[Lexi Persimmons]

bob, show her your tiny penis and she'll prolly run away.

i just want to be friends with her, no more

TBH, telling her "leave me alone you stupid cunt" might just pose as a challenge for her...

as a female, just tell her that you are in no way interested and that you just want to be friends and if she can't accept that, then you want nothing to do with her. tell her bluntly. when it comes to stuff like that, you can't dick around and just try to soften the blow because you're worried she might hurt herself. there's no way to reject anyone who's unstable.

who's bickering? I'm bringing it up because your embarrassing moments are funny to me and nothing you could say is ever going to change that, butt licker

you sound like a child...

[maks]

I like how ramen took my single line suggestion and yapped it up to like 8 sentences without adding anything new

[maks]

you sound like a child...

expect to hear from my lawyer oh so "brave troll".

expect to hear from my lawyer oh so "brave troll".

and you say i'm a shit poster yet so far i've made the most epic thread on the board...

[maks]

and you say i'm a shit poster yet so far i've made the most epic thread on the board...

if you'd stick to making rage posts full of laughable legal threats all the time I would have no problem with you, but for every post like that there's a thousand vapid insights and uninspired observations and that's where your posting style falls apart

if you'd stick to making rage posts full of laughable legal threats all the time I would have no problem with you, but for every post like that there's a thousand vapid insights and uninspired observations and that's where your posting style falls apart

i guess we all have our opinions...

[maks]

you'll find a few old schoolers who like you because you've got history between you but you're not going to find a single person who will testify under oath that you're a good poster because you're not. the only things interesting about you are your train-wreck of a personal life and your willingness to backstab anyone and everyone.