Poetry Thread

[Alsto]

stopping a horrible crime, lesser of two evils one of which is only evil in order to prevent evil...

[maks]

people get prosecuted for shooting someone who was threatening their life...

[Alsto]

not in FL lol...

[maks]

good, I like stand your ground laws they should be rolled out nationwide

[plusle riot]

that's a good question, probably depends on the judge because it could technically be considered a concealed weapon

but what if i really had vagina dentata

[maks]

but what if i really had vagina dentata

how would they even confirm that do you bring in a gynecologist or a dentist?

[plusle riot]

how would they even confirm that do you bring in a gynecologist or a dentist?

my mind asplode

[maks]

I think we just invented a new field of medicine

[plusle riot]

kind of like how barbers used to be dentists back in the day we'd have uh pussy dentists

[maks]

I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a filling

[plusle riot]

WHAT nuoh my god

[maks]

drilling, spitting, god I love this subject the possibilities for double entendre are endless

[plusle riot]

a root canal in the ol' birth canal. i literally just crossed my legs tightly and clenched my teeth

[maks]

don't worry, this won't hurt a bit...

[plusle riot]

is it in yet? ok i guess the novocaine kicked in

[maks]

btw just like the dentist I was lying, it's going to hurt like hell

[plusle riot]

just like the gyno too

[maks]

When I was in high school I had a friend who bought his own speculum on ebay. he was a bit of a weirdo as you might imagine.

[plusle riot]

that's just disturbing. and he was your friend, you say?

[juji]

that's just disturbing. and he was your friend, you say?

use your speculum, then facesit at m0nde's face

[maks]

well he never tried to use it on me

i speculum i

[maks]

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