It's absurd and moronic to think we are alone in the universe...

[juji]

fuck, bobhughes should have worked at CIA

[blumpkin blownuts]

they live underground at S4. beware of project Blue Beam.

"The bluebird dines at 7pm." That's a message to you from Agent Woodcutter.

[blumpkin blownuts]

fuck, bobhughes should have worked at CIA

true story - they tried to recruit me but they said they were sending me to iraq after a short training period in quantico so i laughed and told them i suck at stacking up butt pyramids

[juji]

To be considered suitable for Agency employment, applicants must generally not have used illegal drugs within the last twelve months. The issue of illegal drug use prior to twelve months ago is carefully evaluated during the medical and security processing.

sounds totally made up bob

[blumpkin blownuts]

i made up the last part, i just told them i wasn't interested

[blumpkin blownuts]

To be considered suitable for Agency employment, applicants must generally not have used illegal drugs within the last twelve months. The issue of illegal drug use prior to twelve months ago is carefully evaluated during the medical and security processing.

i've had a security clearance before because i lied about drugs
i don't have one now and sure as hell won't be able to again or else i wouldn't even be admitting this

[Lexi Persimmons]

100k + a year in the green zone wouldn't be that bad. get in get out. Tax free up to $75,000.

[blumpkin blownuts]

i'd have been of best use in data forensics except i don't know a lick of arabic
so i would've been just another interrogator, and fuck that

[juji]

how did they treat you in CIA?

[Genital Doli]

LoL

Codey the Ultameate Troll Master

[blumpkin blownuts]

how did they treat you in CIA?

i didn't join up because i didn't wanna work interrogations, i did other government work much later

[juji]

i doubt why the intelligence exist from CIA, MI6 and Mossad they are working for terrorism, they aren't doing against local crimes anymore.

Codey the Ultameate Troll Master

that is probably sheet music for final fantasy 7 theme

[blumpkin blownuts]

final fantasy x theme is the best one, i'd have it played at my funeral if i could have one

[Alsto]

bob hughes, the ray kurzweil of the forums...

disinfo agents are trying to bury this thread so the truth will be hidden

[Alsto]

matrix...

true story - they tried to recruit me but they said they were sending me to iraq after a short training period in quantico so i laughed and told them i suck at stacking up butt pyramids

they said, hey, druggy psychotic who can't hold a job, come work for us, we've been watching you and you're the kind of person we want

maybe they'll recruit lisa and steffies too

[blumpkin blownuts]

if ur tryin to make me feel bad its working

not at all, i'm just trying to make you stop talking shit like you usually do

[blumpkin blownuts]

well now you sound jealous

[blumpkin blownuts]

even a psycho junky like me looks like he could make for a viable agent, on the surface at least
how come they never contacted you monde

[juji]

all CIA agents are paranoids

[blumpkin blownuts]

i think they seek out psychoes

idk bob, maybe delusions of grandeur are a requirement

keep us informed

[juji]

https://www.cia.gov/careers/opportunities/index.html

[blumpkin blownuts]

great now if someone clicks that link the cia will backtrace and start digging around here

[juji]

https://www.cia.gov/careers/opportun...terpreter.html