found a popped balloon with a note in my yard

[blumpkin blownuts]

someone celebrating their kid's birthday that died not even two months old :(

[blumpkin blownuts]

i'm still depressed over it too. when i first saw it in the yard i thought i won prizes

[timmy]

i have autism

[steveyos]

lol I was wondering if you are not the intended recipient of the most important thing is that the company is a good idea to have a great day and night and day out of

[Alsto]

return the favor with condom plus note...

[Alsto]

that's a pun no one will get so i'll explain it... a favor, as in a party favor...

[steveyos]

the only thing you should know about this subject of confidential information intended for the best in life is not only a small town for work in progress and I will be a good idea to have a great day

[juji]

You're fucked, FBI will track where the pedophile lives

[steveyos]

the first time I have been in a couple of weeks ago I got a lot of people in my head and neck and I will be a good idea

[blumpkin blownuts]

so i decided to call the number on the note and report the balloon, they only released ten of them so it's pretty likely the one in my yard will be the only one found, since ballons usually just end up in waterways. also it traveled about 90-100 miles, that's actually really far for just a regular party balloon

turns out the kid's brother came up with the idea to let balloons go to celebrate his brother's would-be 10th birthday
it's really sweet when i think about it, makes me want kids of my own but i'd have to adopt unless i want raving psychotic babbys

[JujiDrool]

I'm going to have genius ninja babies when I grow up

[sex with dead people]

so i decided to call the number on the note and report the balloon, they only released ten of them so it's pretty likely the one in my yard will be the only one found, since ballons usually just end up in waterways. also it traveled about 90-100 miles, that's actually really far for just a regular party balloon

turns out the kid's brother came up with the idea to let balloons go to celebrate his brother's would-be 10th birthday
it's really sweet when i think about it, makes me want kids of my own but i'd have to adopt unless i want raving psychotic babbys

I could pretend to be your kid if you wanted.

[maks]

You should tell them that what they're doing is littering and then report them to the police

[blumpkin blownuts]

I could pretend to be your kid if you wanted.

only if you really are kill greys

[sex with dead people]

Idk who that even is

[steveyos]

I could pretend to be your kid if you wanted.

id say maybe it was your kid that died and you never knew and someone was trying to tell you but i highly doubt anyone on this forum has had sex except me and clearly ramen

[blumpkin blownuts]

if i ever fathered a child it would probably consume the mother upon birth and turn into a spider

are you sure it wouldnt be a lovebug?

[JujiDrool]

if i ever fathered a child it would probably consume the mother upon birth and turn into a spider

awesome

get a turkey baster and get me preggas

[sex with dead people]

You look like you're 15 years past the age of being able to give birth to a child.

[DrMongol]

" Handsome Boy " Stevey Yelle: the only one who is a good idea for me is the most important thing to remember
" Handsome Boy " Stevey Yelle is now Offline.

are you sure it wouldnt be a lovebug?

no it'd be a hugsbug...

[blumpkin blownuts]

bah, hugsbugs

[plusle riot]

i could have all 20 newtown letters in my backyard and not have any idea because fuck the backyard. and this cold. that is dog territory and even he begs to come back in after 2 mioniytes

animal abuse