dont you hate it when you give some guy a lift

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

one time i was delivering pizzas and this foreign guy who probably couldnt read words that arent written in pube letters and thought i was a taxi opened my door and tried to get in i called him a motherfucker and waved a tire iron at him

[maks]

one time i was delivering pizzas and this foreign guy who probably couldnt read words that arent written in pube letters and thought i was a taxi opened my door and tried to get in i called him a motherfucker and waved a tire iron at him

WAS HE A PORCH MONKEY

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

WAS HE A PORCH MONKEY

no i think he was a dot indian i felt bad when i realized he probably thought i was a taxi but whatever i thought he was a carjacker at first and even if he wasnt i dont want some foreign guy putting his poopy butt on my seat whenever i go to the bathroom at school and one of them is in there taking a dump i never hear the toilet paper roll spin after a splatter or plop

[maks]

no i think he was a dot indian i felt bad when i realized he probably thought i was a taxi but whatever i thought he was a carjacker at first and even if he wasnt i dont want some foreign guy putting his poopy butt on my seat whenever i go to the bathroom at school and one of them is in there taking a dump i never hear the toilet paper roll spin after a splatter or plop

oh yeah those guys smell terrible, it's like they live in constant fear of a water shortage. also the custom over there is to wipe your ass with your hand then rinse it in a pitcher of water.