Lisa is back, she was gone for like 2 days, let's guess what she was doing/where she was .

Getting dicks in her is my guess

[Lisa Claus]

just one dick

my boyfriend's dick

and he's sitting next to me right now playing with his phone

[sex with dead people]

Probably reunited with her babysitter on the anniversary of her rape.

oh god get your boyfriend to make an accoutn here lisa, oh god i want to ask him so many questions

[maks]

tell your boyfriend that marks98 from the internet said he should go to the kitchen right now grab the largest knife he can find and stab you repeatedly in the throat

Hey lisa's boyfriend, is lisa as cool irl as she is on the net?

[Lisa Claus]

pretty sure he's not interested in you dipshits

he gives me strange looks just by looking over my shoulder to see what I'm doing on the internet

he thinks this is rubbish

next question for lisa's boyfriend/future husband

what shade of green is lisa's pussy?

[juji]

How does your boyfriend know is not interesed? you probably made up

pretty sure he's not interested in you dipshits

he gives me strange looks just by looking over my shoulder to see what I'm doing on the internet

he thinks this is rubbish

just ask him to make an accoutn and post, he should be supportive in your interent posting

[rubycalaber]

hes no good for you lisa you need a man who will understand your addiction to shitposting, like barry

[Lisa Claus]

hes no good for you lisa you need a man who will understand your addiction to shitposting, like barry

pha

no

my b/f is a good, kind and caring man and they are fucking rare

[blumpkin blownuts]

gf's are so fucking cool about it when they're over and i'm fuckign around on my pc instead of paying 100% attention to them, they don't bitch and whine about it then go to the bathroom and cry, never ever, hopefully your b/f is the same way, still though maybe stop being a bitch to him if you plan to marry him

[rubycalaber]

translation from lisa language: he only rapes me once a week

your insane lisa, your boyfriend is also insane and or super stupid and or is not your boyfriend at all and is using your vagina as a cum recpetacble

[Lisa Claus]

gf's are so fucking cool about it when they're over and i'm fuckign around on my pc instead of paying 100% attention to them, they don't bitch and whine about it then go to the bathroom and cry, never ever, hopefully your b/f is the same way, still though maybe stop being a bitch to him if you plan to marry him

I just asked him if I was being a bitch to him

he said, "No. Who said that?"

I said, "Bob."

lisa's bf is a fucking fag

[sex with dead people]

I bet her supposed boyfriend was raped at some point as well