is it me or is it just not possible to "just be friends" with a female

[blumpkin blownuts]

tell her you have aids

anyway this was the kind of advice i brought this up for. i hate using you guys as a fuckign support group because that's not why we're supposed to be here for, but thanks for the support ok. let's just go ahead and call this a /thread i don't want to become the new rubynet dramaqueen

[maks]

anyway this was the kind of advice i brought this up for. i hate using you guys as a fuckign support group because that's not why we're supposed to be here for, but thanks for the support ok. let's just go ahead and call this a /thread i don't want to become the new rubynet dramaqueen

keep in mind if you tell her that you're giving up any chance of ever fucking her or her friends or family forever

[blumpkin blownuts]

keep in mind if you tell her that you're giving up any chance of ever fucking her or her friends or family forever

i hadn't factored that in... but she is realy good at keeping secrets

[maks]

i hadn't factored that in... but she is realy good at keeping secrets

if 2 years from now you're looking to bone her sister she is not going to keep that a secret

maybe you should say it's chlamydia, that'll buy you some time and keep your options open

[blumpkin blownuts]

if 2 years from now you're looking to bone her sister she is not going to keep that a secret

maybe you should say it's chlamydia, that'll buy you some time and keep your options open

she's an only child and doesn't keep female friends

[maks]

she's an only child and doesn't keep female friends

my point is don't burn any bridges unless you have to