They said "Don't go playing hardcore RPG's and drinking white russians"

[always stevey]

I'd rather do tequila shots tbh

Tequila is for mexican strippers. The shitty kind of tequila anyway, like jose quervo.

[maks]

what about that worm man, idk

Only real, authentic tequila has a worm. I drink cheap shitty tequila because I'm drinking it specifically to get drunk so idc what it tastes like.

Tequila is for mexican strippers. The shitty kind of tequila anyway, like jose quervo.

You think everything's for strippers

[blumpkin blownuts]

Tequila is for mexican strippers. The shitty kind of tequila anyway, like jose quervo.

ok lil ms. stereotype what are your thoughts on bourbon drinkers, especially ones that went home on lunch breaks to drink it?

[always stevey]

ok lil ms. stereotype what are your thoughts on bourbon drinkers, especially ones that went home on lunch breaks to drink it?

They all have mustaches. Every time I think of bourbon, I think of a mustache.

[blumpkin blownuts]

They all have mustaches. Every time I think of bourbon, I think of a mustache.

i had a something on my lip, idk if it qualified as a mustache

[always stevey]

i had a something on my lip, idk if it qualified as a mustache

This is how I personify a bourbon drinker.