They said "Don't go playing hardcore RPG's and drinking white russians"

[always stevey]

ok lil ms. stereotype what are your thoughts on bourbon drinkers, especially ones that went home on lunch breaks to drink it?

They all have mustaches. Every time I think of bourbon, I think of a mustache.

[blumpkin blownuts]

They all have mustaches. Every time I think of bourbon, I think of a mustache.

i had a something on my lip, idk if it qualified as a mustache

[always stevey]

i had a something on my lip, idk if it qualified as a mustache

This is how I personify a bourbon drinker.