Lisa if you kill yourself your cat will be fine. i hate when people think that dogs and cat acutally give a fuck

[Mike the Man]

yeah my mom brought home a cat recently he's seven his owner died of cancer he is happier here now and everything he's never once brought her up

How long did it take to find the stiff? Was it long enough to give the kitty a head start in chewing her most recent owner's face off?