a spork is a fantastic tool for eating but nearly useless as a weapon

[rubycalaber]

I actually had a dream about barry and cberry last night, we were playing DayZ together and I accidentally rammed cberrys SUV off the road with a jeep I was driving and he got raged out and turned into a black panther like on true blood and I hid up a tree and called barry for help and he transformed into a big wolf like from twilight and they fought it was pretty cool

[always stevey]

I actually had a dream about barry and cberry last night, we were playing DayZ together and I accidentally rammed cberrys SUV off the road with a jeep I was driving and he got raged out and turned into a black panther like on true blood and I hid up a tree and called barry for help and he transformed into a big wolf like from twilight and they fought it was pretty cool

Every-time I play that some asshole pretends to be my friend and leads me into ambush.