a spork is a fantastic tool for eating but nearly useless as a weapon

[Lisa Claus]

did your dog walking thing ever pan out?

like half of the rubbish in your txt spam I've never said I walked dogs for a job

I took that dog I rescued from next door when she went missing for a walk but yeah... is that really someting you're trying to make up to troll me with?

look a bit lame next to the gang rape of fields rubbish don't you think?